That’s right, sports fans: A $10 bet placed today will net you $2000 come next February. If you prefer to play it safe, you can bet on the Browns winning the AFC Championship, (a league-worst 100/1 odds), and still walk away with a cool grand.
This is merely a PSA, inviting you to cash in on your tireless optimism or loyalty. Consider it a lottery ticket and put it out of your mind.
Better idea: Bet on the Cavs to win the NBA Championship. At 3/1 odds, you’re looking at a $300 payout on a $100 investment. Not a bad haul.
Or you could just blow $16.95 on that Browns money clip on Ebay.
This article appears in Feb 3-9, 2016.
a 200/1 shot in a race at Hollywood Gaming at Mahoning Valley Race Course has a better chance to upset the field and deliver an amazing payout.
The Browns???? Super Bowl???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…(pauses to catch breath)…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
(cries self to sleep while wearing Browns jersey)