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Hey, you, the person or persons who think it’s funny to trespass in this woman’s yard and rearrange her festive and innocent reindeer Christmas decorations so that the plastic animals look like they’re having sex… she doesn’t think it’s funny.

(We do.)

Via the Parma Heights police blotter:

VANDALISM, DELROSE DRIVE: A woman called police Dec. 7 to complain that someone keeps putting her reindeer holiday decorations into “obscene” positions on her front lawn. The police told her that they would keep an eye on the house and the decorations.

This article appears in Dec 14-20, 2011.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.

6 replies on “Please Stop Making it Look Like This Lady’s Reindeer Decorations Are Having Sex… Or Don’t”

  2. The things that happen when you are in command of a North Pole. This reindeer is laying some serious pipe, but she may be thinking about other things.

  6. A person looking to start trouble comes into your yard and sees your Christmas Decorations. They can:

    A. Steal your decorations
    B. Destroy your decorations
    C. Put your decorations in sexual positions, a process which takes 30 seconds to reverse.

    Which would you prefer?

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