Credit: Photo via Jackson Township Police
Wednesday morning, one man went grocery shopping for beer at the Acme Fresh Market in Canton using a motorized shopping cart. He then reportedly exited the store, still riding the Acme-owned scooter, without paying for multiple cases of beer.

Neither the man nor the cart full of beer ⁠— which look to be cases of Bud Light (breakfast of champions!) from the picture ⁠— have been recovered.

Now Jackson Township police are asking the public for help in identifying the thief.

Anyone with information about the man and his beer should reach out to the Jackson Township police at 330-834-3960, or anonymously at 330-834-3967.

See the official Facebook post below:

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This article appears in Jan 15-21, 2020.

4 replies on “Police Need Help Finding Northeast Ohio Man Who Stole Scooter Full of Beer From Acme”

  1. It was What A Dump! driving it straight to mom’s basement muttering “TaxinJacksonTaxinJackson”

  2. That’s pretty ballsy. I shave, I don’t drink, and I don’t live down in redneck hillbilly country. Other than all that, the guy looks like me.

  4. Yeah. Catch him so you can let him out on no bail. I’m sure if you ask his mom she’ll tell you he’s a good boy.

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