Paul Monea boasted of being able to launder money through West Coast Customs, the former home of Pimp My Ride. Credit: Associated Press Photo

The feds are cracking down on Cleveland Councilman Zack Reed, who violated a long-standing city ordinance — not to mention tradition — by having a decent idea.

Reed represents Mount Pleasant, where 15-year-old Arthur Buford tried to rob a man on his porch last month and ended up dead. Weirdly enough, Reed doesn’t think gun-wielding teenagers are strong spokesmen for his neighborhood, so last year he started using his ward’s block grants — money traditionally spent for physical improvements — to hire off-duty cops to patrol the streets.

The idea, in Reed’s logic, was to “unleash our safety forces on these thugs — to send a clear message.”

It was the first good idea hatched in City Hall since they added Hostess Cup Cakes to the vending machine in 1972. After all, Cleveland is beginning to resemble Grand Theft Auto without a reset button. There’s no use in cleaning up a park if people are afraid to go use it, Reed says.

The idea’s caught on: Councilwoman Nina Turner, who represents Lee-Harvard, also hired extra security. Kevin Kelley, who represents Old Brooklyn, is working out the details as we type. “We spent hundreds of thousands of dollars in our parks, and it wasn’t long before there was graffiti there,” says Kelley. “Instead of families taking their kids there, you’ve got 15-year-olds smoking and swearing.” He wants to hire an off-duty cop to patrol the neighborhood’s parks.

But he’ll have to do it on a much smaller budget than he hoped. The feds, who issue the grants, recently informed the city that the money can’t be used for security. Council members have to use their much smaller “social service” grants — money traditionally marked for senior citizens and the occasional kickback.

The feds’ logic baffles Reed: “Since when is fighting crime a social service?”

Zack Weed stwikes again

Sadly, it appears that Reed may soon be indicted for violating the city’s anti-productivity law. And this time he deserves it.

Last month, Punch committed a grave faux pas when we called Reed to get his comment on a Cincinnati law cracking down on small-time marijuana offenders. Turns out he’d never heard of it. But he liked it so much, he swore he’d bring it to Cleveland [“Oops, sorry about that,” April 4].

Still, we weren’t too concerned. We’d watched enough Tom Meyer investigations to know that Reed would soon get hammered and completely forget about our conversation while sucking face with hot white chicks at the Blind Pig.

Au contraire. At a recent council meeting, Reed introduced the legislation, which would make possession of less than 100 grams of pot punishable by up to three days in jail. He hopes to have it passed before council’s recess in June, prime weed-smoking season.

“It’s to send a clear message that law and order is the way to go now,” says Reed. “If you have one joint, there could be consequences to that.”

Once again, Punch sincerely apologizes for our error.

Launder my ride

New details released in the upcoming money-laundering trial of Paul Monea [“Jailhouse Rock,” March 28] show that the huckster tried to launder money through MTV’s Pimp My Ride.

According to the feds, Monea told an undercover FBI agent — who was posing as the go-between for a South American drug lord — that he had connections at West Coast Customs, the body shop where the show originated. He asked the undercover if he’d be interested in “parking any money” at the shop. He even brought the agent to tour West Coast Customs last year.

The undercover decided to pass on the investment, but he later arranged for the sale of Monea’s 43-carat “Golden Eye” diamond and Trumbull County mansion, formerly owned by Mike Tyson, in exchange for $19.5 million and a cigarette boat. Before the deal could go through, agents arrested Monea and his business partner, Stark County car dealer Michael “Mickey” Miller, and charged them with money laundering. (Miller recently copped a plea and is expected to testify against Monea at his trial.)

West Coast Customs never responded to Punch’s request for a comment. But sources say the shop’s artisans are currently working on a chrome neck-chain for Monea that reads “Property of Bubba.”

See no evil

Since Scene wrote about two families falsely accused of child abuse by the same Akron Children’s Hospital physician, several more families have come forward to say that they too had their children taken away after Dr. Daryl Steiner erroneously accused them of violently shaking their babies [“Guilty Until Proven Innocent,” April 19].

One might think that for honesty’s sake — or pure damage control — the hospital would launch an investigation into the wayward doctor. After all, Steiner has the kind of track record that makes trial lawyers salivate. And juries tend to sympathize with parents who have their kids taken through false accusations.

But when Punch called to see what steps Akron Children’s was taking to protect innocent families, spokeswoman Laurie Schueler would not return our calls. It appears that separating infants from their parents by using false allegations isn’t a major concern.

The elf sleeps in

Last week the Associated Press, hoping to definitively cast away the mainstream media’s reputation of worthlessness, asked each of the 2008 presidential candidates about an issue of pressing national import: their sleeping habits. Specifically, the AP wanted to know how late in the morning politicos would have to wake up in order to consider it “sleeping in.”

Hillary Clinton, John Edwards, Bill Richardson, and the rest all gave suitably early replies like 7 a.m., to remind us how incredibly dedicated they are. Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee even boasts that he’s usually up by 4:30 a.m., when most of us are still trying to find our car after the bars close.

Meanwhile, local elf Dennis Kucinich likes to crash till 8:30. On good days, he and the missus enjoy getting up for brunch, then going back to bed till 4:30 p.m., according to Mrs. Elf.

That comes as good news to you, fair citizen. The more quality time Kucinich devotes to life between the sheets, the fewer hours he has to annoy the country.

One reply on “Policing Mount Pleasant”

  1. Hero or Villain???? Dr. Daryl Steiner

    Another woman imprisoned because of Dr. Daryl Steiner’s accusations. When will juries and law enforcement stop listening to this man and step in to say `enough’.

    Marsha Byers Mills has been in the news all over Ohio. She was babysitting a long-time friend’s children in March 2006, when one child fell down her back stairs onto cement. She carefully picked the child up and carried him, Noah Shoup, to her bedroom. As Ms. Mills put a wet cloth on his head, called the father to tell him of the accident, thinking the child would wake up. The father called 911 and when he arrived, the rescue workers were trying to revive the boy. He was transported to Union Hospital in Dover, then life-flighted to Akron Children’s where he was pronounced dead a day later. Needless to say, this was a tragic accident yet because of Dr. Daryl Steiner and others, specific events transpired to send Ms. Mills to Ohio’s Marysville Prison where she is housed with convicted murderers.

    Many believe Ms Mills is indeed innocent, yet certain measures conspired against her since the accident.

    1. The child’s parents wrote a letter in a local paper (as well as put it on my space) going to 85,000 Tuscarawas County residents. In this letter, the Shoups called her a murderer and tainted the local jury pool. These newspaper printings were also put up in local places such as restaurants and bars throughout the county.
    2. Several rescue firefighters, only hours after transporting the child, were telling people all over the county that this was `shaken baby syndrome’. They are not physicians yet they had the audacity to proclaim this to all.
    3. The police never interviewed the 4 year old brother nor the other 3 year old child about the boy falling down the back stairs. They only questioned Marsha who explained to the police that as she shut the back door and turned around…Noah was already on the cement. The prosecution used this against her because she said several times that the boy fell but she was so shaken she didn’t know if it was the first, second, third or fourth step. The prosecution stated she wavered in her testimony.
    4. During her trial 2 months ago, a physician known as Dr. Daryl Steiner ruled this accident a murder case. He is known by doctors and people alike around the state for calling EVERY accident involving a child…`murder’. If you look up any of this on the internet you will find Dr. Steiner’s name in articles in which the writers and journalist proclaim what an injustice this is. He is ruining people and family’s lives with his verdicts. Trials are being reviewed because of this.

    Marsha Mills’s public defense team brought in a biomechanical engineer who has worked to recreate fatal accidents for the NTSB, CDC, car, motorcycle and helmet and playground equipment. In his recreations of the accident with dolls with extremely sensitive electrodes in their heads (some 36 times), the engineer showed that in over 70% of the time, the fall could create enough force to cause severe or fatal injuries in a child. This engineer could not even, in shaking the dolls except for one time, create enough force to cause severe injury or death. Also, the forensic pathologist for the defense has reviewed over 3,000 autopsies and was able to account for the one mark on Noah’s face (cervical collar mark) , the pinpoint bruise on his front shoulder (miscellaneous) and the bruises on top of his head (capillary bleeds from the heparin given). This physician is a specialist in acceleration/deceleration accidents (Dr. Steiner will call it `shaken baby syndrome‘). He is published and peer reviewed and states that the vascular bleeding within the eyes are from increased cranial pressure from blunt force trauma as in the fall on the cement that Noah sustained. This type of injury is NOT from acceleration/deceleration as Dr. Steiner accuses. Yet, the jury disregarded what an intelligent person could only surmise from all this evidence, that it was an accident. The forensic pathologist whose written articles on acceleration/deceleration or `shaken baby syndrome’ are reviewed by his peers and thought of as actuality and the biomechanical engineer who recreates accidents and determines causes both presented testimony that there was credible evidence to show this was an accident…more than enough to acquit Marsha because the prosecution had not made its case beyond a reasonable doubt.

    However, the jury held 2 individuals who worked with the child’s mother at Timken in Canton (one started a trust fund for the living child) and others on the jury who withheld that they knew the family as we found out later.

    There has been a severe injustice for Marsha who is living in terror among murderers and being treated as one. Her sentence is 15 years to life for a crime that she did not commit. Those who know Marsha well are begging for help for her.

    Our only hope is that the Appeals court will set things right by determining justice for Marsha. If you are interested in correcting an injustice by Dr. Daryl Steiner and others of this community write about your story with Dr. Daryl Steiner.

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