The great headlines just keep rolling off the presses. This one has a certain Lynchian-zing to it, equal parts peaceful Mayberry and disembodied body parts. Courtesy of the Chronicle-Telegram:
“Police say angry man threw teeth, threatened to beat up everyone at sub shop.”
Sure, we’ve all probably arm-wrestled with the urge to go Hulk smash on a sub shop when they eighty-six pickles or honey oat bread, but tossing teeth? That’s next level public disturbance.
This article appears in Jun 8-14, 2011.
Well, the sub shop owner may have only seen the tip of the iceberg – I’d hate to be in this guy’s family, let alone his neighbors or co-worker – bet he’s fun at parties, though! Food fight anyone?-)
absolutely hillarious jimmy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!