Every so often one group or another tells us that the Rapture is coming. They name a date, tell people they better repent, and then…..well, nothing happens.
But listen up people! There really are only 25 more days to practice your preferred form of debauchery because Judgment Day is going to be May 21! We know this must be true because a caravan of five RVs, all painted with an end-times motif, was just spotted in the Warehouse District.
This article appears in Apr 20-26, 2011.
cleveland scene sucks
Cool, my credit card payment is due on the 22nd.
Funny thing about these doomsday cults: they always do this stuff just to scare folks. they need to just stop already!