Sources confirm that a sizable male contingent of Scene‘s editorial staff was seen quietly embarking late Thursday morning for what multiple members of the party referred to only as “lunch.”
Further questioning revealed that they were bound for the Tilted Kilt, the new downtown dining option that reportedly also offers a T&A option. As the elevator doors closed, one member of the party sheepishly proclaimed they were only going “for the articles. I MEAN BURGERS!”
It is Scene‘s policy not to identify lunch patrons by name, in order to protect them from possible domestic retaliation. But at least three of them looked scruffy, and one was clasping his hands together lasciviously, like Elmer Fudd looming over a pork roast.
Tune in this afternoon for a fair and balanced review of the Tilted Kilt.
This article appears in May 23-29, 2012.
Investigative reporting.
As in…neither one larger than the other?
I hope they inject some humor into their investigative report…at least something good enough for a few titters.
Chcukles the Clown
This is a chilling report.
whisker biscuit
Three pregnancies were a direct result of Scene magazine “trying out” and “reviewing” the kilt. I heard the reviews were pretty solid, btw.