Place: Holding Cell, Mentor Police Station.
Time: Monday afternoon
Inmate 1: Man, I’ve been in here for hours. What you in for?
Inmate 2: I hear that, my man. I’m OVI, you?
Inmate 1: Child support payments. What about you over there?
Inmate 3: I got caught masturbating at Super K Mart. Before lunch. In the men’s department.
Awkward silence.
This article appears in Mar 23-29, 2011.
YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
give him six months so he can play with all the Wazoos he can handle
Well, at least he had a good time at K-Mart!-)
He just may enjoy dropping the soap and being called BUBBA!!!!
i heard he was molesting a male manican while grunting. he was also charged with theft of johnsons baby oil which he made a mess all over the store