(We read the local sports pages so you don’t have to.) Trade Brady! An “insider” suggests to the Beacon-Journal that the Browns should “let Quinn go back in the draft, or trade him next year.” Apparently the Beacon has recruited a local crackhead to serve as its insider. Odd.
Kellen Not Jellin’: The News-Herald reports that Kellen Winslow won’t be on the field when the Browns start training camp. Apparently it’s July.
Miller Time Delayed: Banking on Adam Miller to shore up the Tribe’s pitching staff? Don’t hold your breath, The PD reports. They’re such downers over there.
Stephon is Steph-off his rocker: Finally, if you ever wanted to word-shank Stephon Marbury (who doesn’t, really?), Brian Windhorst’s Cavs blog is apparently the place.
Happy shanking — Joe P. Tone
This article appears in Jul 25-31, 2007.