Scott Andrew Mills on Saturday announced on his personal Facebook page his intended run for mayor of Highland Heights. It’s actually the second shot at the office for the Maverick Insurance principal and agent.
Mills ran unsuccessfully in 2011 against Scott Coleman, who had been mayor since 2004 but who resigned this past year after allegations he embezzled $80,000 from Rep. Dave Joyce’s re-election campaign, pulling just 24 percent of the vote.He believes in many of the same things that motivated him the first time, but one thing is different. The “M4M — Mills for Mayor” signs and branding from his first campaign will be replaced with something not so easily confused with the more broadly understood shorthand used in personals for a man seeking a man, generally for romantic or sexual interactions.
“I used the signs the first time I ran for mayor eight years ago and thought about using them again,” Mills told Scene, “however MANY folks reminded me of the other meaning and decided to go in a different direction and a re-branding for this campaign.”
So while he did post the signs over the weekend, with accompanying Facebook pics, that was only for the announcement, he said. Sunday evening brought a new pic of the signs stacked next to the garbage with a note: “As we say goodbye to the old signs! Watch for the NEW logo coming soon!”
Hopefully he checks with someone who has used the internet before finalizing the next logo.
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Cleveland pride week was willing to give their endorsement of him. It is a shame that some people are so closed minded.
I think Sthcott will be a top mayor! He worked his way up from the bottom.
Ah yes, Scott was around when Highland Heights demoted Mark Joseph to PATROLMAN. Google “Scene Magazine Highland Heights demotes Mark Joseph, the sergeant who yapped about teen suicide attempt” for the amazing story. Never forget!
What a sloppy bottom feeding way to start a campaign!!!
He had my support up until he threw the perfectly good signs in the garbage. STOP RUNNING FROM YOUR FEELINGS, SCOTT!!!
Oh I get it…..read every other word. For you slow cops
WowI just read that Scene magazine artcle about PATROLMAN mark jojeph i can’t believe he wasn’t charged with a crime it sounds like he was mad about being number one on the loo tenants exam but they passed him up for Ken Vasoky from Blossom music center security
You sell insurance? My girlfriend Carol Scamser sells insurance too after shim went out of business selling schittkits filled with dot bandaids and wash-n-dry’s. Maybe shim can be your running mate and bring in the softball vote.
Old Man Mark was a police officer? That’s hard to believe. Old Man Mark lives on my street and he’s known as this ancient, sad, bent over crooked, unusually hairy creepy old man that lives in a haunted house and picks up sticks in his yard all day and yells at our children to get off his lawn. But his yard is weeds and mud but he mumbles to himself, something about being a Lieutenant. We thought Old Man Mark was a kitchen worker at Denny’s because he was always behind the counter. What a sad, pathetic old man that looks like a shriveled up moldy nasty disgusting prune that fell out of Rome Seagul’s arse.
Old Man Mark spent a lot of time behind my counter too, helping himself to booze, toilet paper, paper plates and paper towels when clearing an alarm with Ken Vajokey on midnight shift. I didn’t mind because we were really close in age.
Pull up your pants and do the M4M dance.
A reminder that Catholics should not support or attend Scott Mills events. They promote a culture and encourage activities that are contrary to Catholic faith and morals. They are especially harmful for children,
Abybody with a keyboard can write in ALL-CAPS, ASSHOLE. Wise up, grow up, and get a goddam life.
M4M
Mr. Mills good luck on your political career and with your lifestyle choices.
I will pray for you to be able to live your life as you choose.
Have PRIDE!
I saw the post to Google “Scene Magazine Highland Heights demotes Mark Joseph, the sergeant who yapped about teen suicide attempt” Wow my city is really screwed up. What did Scott Mills know and when did he know it? Is Mark Joseph still on our police department? Is his website coming back? Is Mark still involved in the M4M activities in Worton Park? Why didn’t he get charged with a crime? SCOTT MILLS GIVE US SOME ANSWERS!
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Why are there no blacks on the fire department? You’re all for the gays but what about the blacks?
Grandpa,
Why are you hiding in my closet?
I used to cut Scottys hair when he was a child and I always knew he would be something someday. Little did I know that his flipping the stool upside down before he sat on it meant he would someday be an M4M
this guy used to cut my yard while wearing his pantaloons
Scott we missed you in class this week. We hope things are going well.
I met Scott and Stevie one night at a rest area. They are great, gentle men with warm hearts. I give Scott my full endorsement. I will be personally adding M4M to all of my social media. Best of luck buddy boy.
Scott. Dont feel bad sometimes the best of intentions are just a little misunderstood. They got me all wrong too.
Sounds like Scott got some sand in his jynie. pull up your manties, tape down those bitchtits and at least pretend to be a man.
Soooooo Google “Scene Magazine Highland Heights demotes Mark Joseph, the sergeant who yapped about teen suicide attempt”. Why didnt scott stop this rogue policeman? this cop was disclosing confidential information and no criminal charges for mark joseph? Was PATROLMAN Joseph really using the police computers to give privileged law enforcement information about black people to Scott Mills??? SCENE MAGAZINE WHERE IS THE STORY??? Why no prosecution of PATROLMAN Joseph and Scott Mills??????
Why is Scott so upset with the comments?
I personally dont care what this candidates sexuality is. Hed be a poor mayor just like he was a poor councilman. He should probably figure out by now that he will never be elected for anything. The citizens of Highland Hts. have his number…ZERO
I Googled “Scene Magazine Highland Heights demotes Mark Joseph, the sergeant who yapped about teen suicide attempt” and read the story. EVERY HIGHLAND HEIGHTS RESIDENT SHOULD READ IT! Is this scary policeman Mark Joseph still prowling our streets? Why did councilman Scott Mills tolerate this? Is Mark Joseph going to be investigated and charged with a crime? Will the mayor and police chief hold a press conference and reassure us that something will be done? Why hasn’t he been fired? Is it true he hangs out in the city park in the men’s room? WE DEMAND ANSWERS NOW!!!!!
I think the feces fell out when scene pulled the plug
I also saw the post to Google “Scene Magazine Highland Heights demotes Mark Joseph, the sergeant who yapped about teen suicide attempt”. isn’t mark joseph the guy that was misusing police computers to spy on highland heights councilman and residents? he told his kid about a suicide attempt, private information from the police dept.? Was MARK JOSEPH charged with a crime??????? Why not? Is he a criminal????? isn’t misuse of the LEADS system a FELONY? Where’s the criminal investigation? What did SCOTT MILLS know about PATROLMAN MARK JOSEPH?????? hello, scott mills you have some EXPLAINING to do!
Two weeks of this nonsense from the homophobes and haters.
Why is it still allowed? When is it going to end? ENOUGH!
This never would have started if Scott would have accepted his sentence to obscurity when he lost the mayoral election 8 years ago. One of the dirtiest campaigns any scumbag politician around here ever ran. But instead he crawled out of the leech pit to pretend to be an honorable person. But when hypocrisy rears its ugly head people want to point it out. Stop hiding your true self Scott.
-Highland Heights Log Cabin Republicans
Who cares about Highland Heights, its meaningless mayoral election, or some jerko insurance salesman?
This “story” started out as Vince’s little joke about signage and has now defenerated into a homophobic hatefest, which is no joke at all. This “story” has no redeeming journalistic value and never had any to begin with. Come on, Vi nce…you opened a can of worms and you blew it. Time to make it all go away.
I’m calling the Joe Madison Show on Monday and we’re going to discuss the lack of diversity, no blacks in Highland Heights
Geraldo has a show on 1100 AM at 9 I’m going to call in about this blatant racism by Scott Mills
SCENE moderators: Asleep at the wheel again.
Oh, wait…that’s right…they no longer have any. Never mind.
And all you homophobic haters? You can just keep on hating with impunity. Enjoy!
It seems to me that only one poster on this page is a homophobic hater. At least Scene is giving us LBGTQIA a forum for posting our feeling on this candidates closeted sexuality. It also gives people an awareness of Highland Heights anti-gay sentiments from this political shill and his closeted remarks about us.
Three weeks of homophobic spamming and trolling….and going into a fourth week now.
And all these names (Sandy Jynie, Jackie Noff, Amanda Huginkis) are middle-school material.
Why is all this crap still here? Even the responses about banning The Chief weren’t this bad.
This story was much ado about nothing…a big hoo-ha over an honest mistake,
Where is the proof that Scott Mills is NOT hetero?
Just a lot of juvenile spamming and trolling over some suburban clown’s ignorance.
Not everybody knows what every shorthand and computerspeak stands for online.
Hell…some people are not just computer illiterate, they don’t even OWN computers! Or CELLPHONES!
Is SCENE trying to show how immature, juvenile, and homophobic Cleveland is by allowing this story and its trolling to stand? If that is their real agenda…it’s succeeding beyond their wildest dreams. Bravo!
Is this the same Scott Mills who posted racist Barack Obama memes on Facebook? Is this the same Scott Mills who took the basketball hoops out of Highland Heights park? Why would anyone elect him anything? He doesnt even have a college education!!! Why would you trust your city to someone without at least a bachelors degree?
No more M4M story…no more racist and homophobic comments from this troll. So easy! Just do it!
Every single racist and homophobic comment on this thread is being reported, has been since the beginning, and will contibue to be reported. No exceptions. Let’s see whose typing fingers wear out first.
Can someone report Scott Mills for being a douche? A year after he was voted out of city politics he showed up at a city meeting and showed no respect for quorum. What a shameful person. I am happy the citizens of Highland Heights know this clowns number and will continue to vote against him.
Being reported to the people who own and operate this site, asshat. Who else? If only they gave a damn.
Three or four keystrokes and done. Sometimes they delete the toxic waste, sometimes they don’t.
Hey everyone since this douche bag is knocking on doors begging desperately to get 90 signatures to be on the ballot I thought I’d remind you of a letter my brother wrote to The Plain Dealer:
“Everybody in attendance at the March 13 Highland Heights City Council meeting witnessed an unprecedented display of uncalled for behavior on the part of former City Council President Scott Mills.
Mr. Mills disrupted the proceedings as the meeting was being called to order. Council President Cathy Murphy repeatedly declared Mr. Mills out of order before he finally became silent. Considering Mr. Mills previously occupied the Council Presidents chair, his disorderly and disrespectful display was more than a violation of standing rules of meeting order and procedure, it was an embarrassment.
During the public portion of the meeting, when Mr. Mills was recognized to speak, he accused Mayor Scott Coleman of engaging in criminal conduct. His statement is part of the public record and Mr. Mills should know verbatim records (sound recordings) are created at every meeting. An opportunity to spin or deny what he said does not exist.
Many of the residents who attended this meeting were there because of concerns about gas wells being placed in the city park. A group Mr. Mills is connected with circulated fliers in the city urging residents to attend this meeting. The council chamber was packed, so Mr. Mills and his associates succeeded at attracting an audience to perform in front of.
Under the guise of trying to influence a debate about gas wells in the park, these concerned, well-meaning, but unsuspecting residents are being drawn into a smear campaign conducted by perpetually disgruntled people. The residents who attended the meeting are being used by Mr. Mills and his associates to supply credibility lost with other residents of the city who understand how they operate. After failing to influence city policy the way it should be done, by successfully advancing sound, rational and factual arguments, Mr. Mills and company are resorting to personal attacks and character assassination.
The personal attacks are not a new tactic for this group. Numerous Highland Heights residents have had their names dragged through mud because they have differed with Mr. Mills and members of his political circle on any number of issues. The targets of these attacks collectively have served the city for dozens of years and given thousands of hours of their time towards the betterment of our city.
This vicious treatment is not only unfair to those it is directed at, it is a deterrent to others who might otherwise step up and make a contribution of their time. There is no way of knowing how many capable people have become spectators instead of participants due to the poisonous atmosphere created by Mr. Mills and his associates.
Any residents who might be thinking about getting involved with Mr. Mills and the group responsible for circulating the flier about the March 13 council meeting need to take a very close look at the type of people they are lending their reputations to. Once you have a reputation for being associated with these people and participating in their brand of politics, theres no going back. Its a forever kind of thing.
Charles Kerr
Highland Heights”
As you can see this guy was a douche bag and still is a douche bag. If he played an instrument (besides the bath house skin flute) it would be the Douche-Bag Pipes.
Cheers from Sweden…..
Butt wait, there’s more……
“I attended the March 13 council meeting in Highland Heights and as an elected official from a neighboring city, I was very impressed on the turnout over the gas well situation. I enjoyed the comments made from the concerned residents who spoke, and their feedback was very insightful.
I was also, however, alarmed and disappointed with two of the speakers, Scott Mills and attorney Amy Feran, who decided to attack the mayor on several occasions and crossed the line from talking about the issue into making it personal. Those two should know the proper protocol in how to handle themselves in the council chambers, and I am sure when Mr. Mills was council president he would not tolerate anyone attacking himself or any member of his council.
As all the people spoke, council and the mayor acted very professional during the public comment time and listened intently to each person that spoke. If you have ever met Mayor Coleman, he is one of the most genuine and sincere people I have met in a long time. His commitment to do the best for the city of Highland Heights is one thing that stands out to me. From the results of this past years mayoral race, his landslide victory over his opponent proves that the majority of the residents feel the same way. Why on this issue would he change to something that he is not? Every indication is that he wouldnt.
I am hopeful people can read between the lines on this matter and support the decision of council, whichever direction they take. I hope in the future Mr. Mills and attorney Feran learn from the people in Highland Heights in how to address the issue and not have to name-call when speaking in public, and not let themselves be clouded by their personal agenda. I could not help but be embarrassed for their unprofessional behavior.
Joseph A. Gambatese
Lyndhurst Ward 2 Councilman
I don’t give a shit about Scott Mills at all…he means absolutey nothing to me…and he sounds like a real a-hole. Best if he lost, I suppose. Buthese trolls, haters, homophobes, and racists are what piss me off…and that is why I have been here since the beginning of this mess, and it’s why I will stay here until I have either outlasted all you asshats, or this whole mess is disappeared. I am hoping for the latter. Do it, SCENE!
Since Scott is responding to our post, Can he please answer the question of why when he was president of council the basketball hoops were removed from the park?
Such language posted here from an alleged good catholic and political candidate. You are an embarrassment to everyone that has to watch you crawl into a deeper hole.
Highland Heights Law Director Tim Payluf and City Council President Scott Mills said the allegations made by Feran were discussed during the executive session of last week’s regularly scheduled City Council meeting. “Something good will come out of this.” Mills said. “All the people involved are honest. We need to look at the ordinances and tighten up our processes.” Feran wasn’t satisfied with that summary of the allegations. “The law isn’t the problem,” Feran said “The problem is, they didn’t obey the law.”
Why didnt Scott Mills follow the laws when he was president of council?
Sorry, asshole…I’m not who you think I am…just a reader of SCENE for 25+ years who wishes they would police thir own website and delete stupid stories like this so that assholes like you would disappear and get a goddamn life.
Thebest thing of all would be if they never tried to be cute and funny and clever by posting this kind of crap in the first place. All they are doing, by allowing this story to stand for the last three weeks, is to embarrass themselves and make Cleveland look like a shithole city to people elsewhere.
But hey, go ahead, jerkwad, keep thinking and telling yourself I am Scott and that Scott wastes his time here…it makes me laugh to see what a dumb-ass you are. Whatever gets you through the night, pal.
There are other ways to stop Scott from getting elected, douchebag…and the first one starts with you growing the f’k up.
All of you people need to grow up…and shut up.
All of you need to grow up…and shut up.
Why would four I mean 1 person leave 4 comments on here in a span of 19 minutes? All of whom use poor grammar, punctuation and spelling. This person clearly never finished college ……Do you know who else never finished college????
SCOTT MILLS!!!
Scott thanks for taking time away from trying to fleece divorcees and widows on car deals to respond to those neer-do-wells!!! VERY MATURE!!! BRAVO!!! Way to show youre the adult in the room and above the fray.
Now look I just gave you a new word to learn. Perhaps that will help you finish the degree you said you would work on when Scott Coleman beat you back in 2011.
Nice to see your insurance business is going so well that you respond within a half hour to commenters on scene magazine!!!
Now if only your response would include answers to the very real and important questions we asked!!!
Why did the basketball hoops get removed from the park when you were president of council?
Why did you allow gas wells in the park???
Why did you show no couth (2 words for you to look up) at a council meeting after the citizens of highland heights got smart and kicked you to the curb??? (Just like a box of M4M signs!!!)
Why cant you just go away???
MULTIPLE ARTICLES show you are nothing but a LOSING, EMBARRASSMENT TO THE CITY OF HIGHLAND HEIGHTS!!!
Why don’t you take your childish vendetta and anti-Scott campaign to some other venue, and stop destroying this website? So you hate this guy…so fucking what? Why ruin SCENE over some penny-ante suburban contest that means next to nothing? Go trash Facebook or some other site.
Hey, I just taught you a new word…vendetta. Can you say it? Spell it? Do you know what it means? You’re using SCENE as a free website to condusct your stupid racist and gay-bashing smear campaign. Why they allow it is a total mystery. Maybe they just like to watch it unfold while laughing their asses off. Maybe each click earns them a buck. Who the hell knows? Crazy, man, crazy!!
Three hours later and you still think this is Scott?
Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Okay, then, I’m the dude you want me to be. Whatever makes you happy. Now what?
Gotta get my Zs. Good night, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest. Kissy kissy!
Will the real Scott Mills please stand up?
Okay…let this clown spew and spam until he has a hundred comments here. SCENE doesn’t care, but I do.
It’s summer in the city and unlike this shmuck, i have a life. Have at it. Knock yourself out. last word is yours. Bye, Felicia! Enjoy yourself!
Scott M4M Mills. Dont be such a Gomer. You are nothing but a Pile
Of crap here in the neighborhood. You have about as much chance of being elected as Scott Coalman
Has at being named finance director.
Hi Scott I see your foolish self at church and you are a phony. Until the end of time I will shake your hand at mass, smile in your face and say peace be with you, and you will never ever know that it is I that has posted half the comments on this article.
Blatant racism by Scott Mills?
NO blacks on the police department
NO black dispatchers
NO black firefighters
NO black city hall employees
NO blacks on the service department
NO blacks living in the city
NO basketball hoops anymore because they attracted blacks
NO blacks swimming in the city pool
Posting racist Obama memes on facebook
Why isn’t Highland Heights answering for this?
Scott can you give me back my manties?
This guy must be a real shit stain I would never live there
Hi Scott find my Peace Management book online online and I’ll give you as many free copies that you want I have cases and cases of them
Scott,
Did you find 90 dopes to sign your bullshit petition yet? Or are you still struggling because everyone in this city knows your number? 0
PEOPLE DONT FORGET!!!
Ill have my 90 signatures and I wish you wise guys would leave me alone. If anyone needs any insurance please contact me at Maverick Insurance, your TOP GUN AGENCY.
Ill have my 90 signatures, and I wish you wise guys would leave me alone. If anyone needs any insurance please contact me at Maverick Insurance, your TOP gun agency!
Ill have my 90 signatures and I wish you wise guys would leave me alone. You wise guys wont be laughing when Im the NEXT MAYOR of Highland Heights!!! If anyone needs any insurance please contact me at Maverick Insurance, your TOP Gun agency!!!
You wise guys wont be laughing when Im the NEXT MAYOR OF HIGHLAND HEIGHTS!!
Scott Mills likes to hang around banks so he can fleece widows, but his real reason is that he loves ATMs. Hes been like a sperm bank in a man box for many years.
Scott Mills is a good man and a good friend. He doesnt fleece widows. Him and I have partnered up for years to help the widows and those retards with money.
Sure Scott. You can join my band. You can help with the woodwinds.
I’m betting this asshole will have spammed this story with a hundred stupid comments by July 4th.
Way to go SCENE…you really know how to keep control of your website. You should be proud!
Scott,
Why do no African Americans work for Maverick insurance?
Why did the city of Highland Heights not hire any African Americans while you were president of council?
Mr. Chandra,
Great question glad you asked! When I was President of Council Mayor Coleman and I were all about minimizing risks. We did not want employees that may steal, be tardy or not show up regularly. This is why we did not hire the blacks.
Maverick Insurance is a small company with similar risk mitigation strategies. Nobody wants to take those sort of chances.
Blatant racism by Councilman Scott Mills?
NO blacks on the police department
NO black dispatchers
NO black firefighters
NO black city hall employees
NO blacks on the service department
NO blacks living in the city
NO basketball hoops anymore because they attracted blacks
NO blacks swimming in the city pool
Posting racist Obama memes on facebook
Why isn’t Highland Heights answering for this?
And so this site starts its second month of looking juvenile, foolish, and powerless. Pathetic!
Or maybe they just don’t care.
The GROAN is from seeing the middle-school-level puns and fake names, as well as from seeing what a joke SCENE’s site has become, and the way they let trolls walk all over it. It isn’t a case of the moderators not caring or being asleep…they just don’t have any. Can’t afford it. Ad revenue is obviously down because the print version continues to shrink. Not enough money coming in to hire even one stinking mod. SAD!
What a douche!!!
That’s the best you can do, sonny?
That’s really piss-poor…so you don’t get to march in the Salute to ME Parade tomorrow!
This slob knocked on my door last week GROVELING for a signature. I had my 3 year old yell GO AWAY BAD MAN! and slam the door in his bloated face. Haha my 3 year old hates him too. Scott we’ve had enough of you. You’re not qualified to sell hot dogs in the park.
It’s been a month today and this article is very popular. As residents, my wife and I welcome any and all input, happy or harsh, regarding anyone that wishes to politically administer in our city. Apparently Mr. Mills is constantly advocating for removal of any comment he disagrees with which quite simply is why he should NEVER be given any type of role in our city government. If you simply feel that silencing dissenters is acceptable you should consider moving to a communist country. Our men and women in uniform fought for the preservation of our First Amendment rights (there’s 5) and if you can’t handle those that may ridicule or disagree then the job of Mayor is obviously not for you. If those of you posting on here feel that your First Amendment rights have been upon infringed, my law firm will reach out to see what we can do.
Happy Fourth of July and Happy First Amendment to all of the fine residents of Highland Heights.
Millridge here. He hit our house too I told him to his face “there’s no way I’m voting for you” and closed the door. 5 minutes later I realized he was sitting on my stoop writing in his notebook! I told him to get off my property before I call the police and he literally pushed his thumb on his nose and walked across my lawn to the neighbors. Is there something wrong with this guy? My wife said she’s afraid of him.
Saw this out on facebook tonight here’s what I have 2 say. I called him a few times about the garbage truck turning around in my driveway and spitting out on my driveway and he told me i should put my car at the end of the driveway. then the police came by and said i was blocking the sidewalk i told them Scott Mills told me to do this and they called him and they said SCOTT MILLS DENIED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he lied to them and they threatened me with a ticket so i moved it. then i called scott and he said he never said that to the polioce but i was standing right there when they called him so he lied. Don’t vote for him he is a LIAR!
This Scott Mills makes me sick to my stomach.
Would you like a little cheese with your Whine mr. mills?
Scott after all my years of pubic service to Mayfield Village, I have to say finally, you are a failure and a real disappointment to your mother.
Scott Mills is cut from the same place I am. Not fit for human consumption. OR POLITICAL OFFICE
saw this on instagram he came to my house on Wilson Mills last week looking for signatures i pretended i din’t speak english lol he got really mad when I told my son to go eat dinner (in English) lol then I went back to no hablo englais he finally stormed away
99 bottles of beer on the wall…..
So funny that you asswipes think Scott is spending all his time here. So hilarious that you think that NOBODY but Scott would respond or care. Are you really that stupid? Let’s try a little test. How much do you know about Scott? Where was he born? Where did he grow up? Then I will tell you where I was born and where I grew up…and if they match, I will meet you and greet you and eat you in downtown Highland Heights at high noon on the day of your choice. Does Highland Heights even HAVE a downtown? Where the hell is Highland Heights anyway? What are the major cross streets? Your call, buddy. let’s do this!
Okay, shmuck, you broke 100. Can you finally stop now?
Who cares where Scott Mills was born? And how does Scott I mean Roger know so much about Scott Mills and where he was born? Ohhhhh because they are the same. This guy sure is touched in the head. Hopefully he stops wasting his time with this political stuff, because he sure does suck at it just like everything else he attempts. Maybe he should spend his time redoing his website for maverick insurance so it doesnt infringe on paramount pictures copyrights.
I repeat my offer…it still stands. Put up or shut up, pussy.
His wife is a fruit fly
On the birthday of our great nation it is important to remember not to vote for self important, lying, uneducated political hacks like Scott Mills. He can try to silence every post on here with his immature threats, taunts and misspellings, but this nation was founded on the first amendment which he clearly doesnt support.
For shame, you people always talk about the constitution when it comes to abortion or guns. It would be nice if you felt the same way about voting rights and the first amendment!
Another republican wannabe dictator hack!
Go home Scott nobody wants to sign your petition or vote for you. There are no shortage of senior citizens for you to try to fleece with your insurance cons, and you may be running out of time on them.
My phone autocorrected whos to whose. For a second there I thought Scott Mills might seize that. But then I remembered how uneducated he is. There is no way someone with an 8th grade reading level would know the difference between whos, who is and whose! Lol silly me
Scott arrived at my abode today asking if I could be the signature of ten. I noticed his sweaty breasts gently pressing through his wife-beater tee, his arms like baby chicken wings barely functional, his nipples like flattened black olives gently flocked with wheatgrass. My compassion for those less mentally fortunate began to soften my survival instinct and I invited him inside to draw him a requested glass of water. After a few very gentle sips, Scott necessitated use of my bathroom from where I heard the coaxing, groaning and urging out a stool. When he reappeared I politely declined my signature and tricked him out the door with promise of sugarplum and gumdrops. I secured the door when I was met by a most heinous odor. It was discovered that this tortured, mentally minuscule transitioning male had loaded my loo with a mountainous fece and was unable to operate the flush mechanism with his underdeveloped chicken-wing appendages. Poopy paper littered the floor and as I gazed through the glass to watch this pathetic soul lumber away, I couldn’t help but notice a poopy paper stuck to his shoe, a shoe which he surely sold to himself. I cried myself to sleep, not for I, but tears for Scott so full of life yet devoid of quotient intellect
where is highland heights do they even have a downtown is there a skatepark where we can meet put up ur shut up you ASSWIPES youre a schmuck my tits are not sweaty olives IM NOT ME SCOTT MILLS and i dont like drag queens or panties but im not me i dont give a shit about scott mills i pretend im not me i just get on the internet and go to this page on this website to fight homophobia its my lifes mission and yah maybe he should lose and hes just a jerko insurance salesman im not him i come to this page 24 hours a day and fight all the imaginary homophobes here and here only remember im not scott mills i will report everyone as long as i live and im not him just take this article down scene OK? because i’m not scott mills but i fight transphobia on this scott mills page thank you and good nigh and remember top gun maverick for all your straight and gay insurance needs and high heeled shoes with manties
By Rusty Tromboni, Staph Reporter
First of all, we must apologize for what appeared on our sign last year. Apparently the son of a Highland Heights PATROLMAN (hint: the kid wrote all over the police station hallway walls with a magic marker) hacked into our sign management software in an effort to make you people feel unwelcome. We are very sorry for this occurence and as the first in a series of reparations to you people we would like to say:
Highland Heights PATROLMAN Joseph Mennonite Community Park Is Now Open To Negroes.
Our hoops, picnic tables, grills, tennis courts, white women and, yes, even our swimming pool is open to those of black, dark brown, charcoal, chocolate, road tar, and purple shades of epidermis. Our new slogan which was developed specifically for this campaign is “If you look like Wesley Snipes, welcome to Highland Heights!”
(Unfortunately our policy does not include moon crickets at this time.)
As evidenced by the following article, many cities are removing basketball hoops to keep you people out. Come to Highland Heights! We want you people here and we strongly encourage you people to not only visit but also to bring your you people friends. So remember, “If you look like Wesley Snipes, welcome to Highland Heights!”
Our park is located on the North side of Wilson Mills Road between Bishop Road and Miner Road.
Please note that our drinking fountain “does not work”.
How Did The News Media Miss This One?
EX- HIGHLAND HEIGHTS FIREFIGHTER BRUTALLY STABS NEGRO
Yells “I got him, I stabbed him”
By Rusty Tromboni, Staph reporter
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Cleveland Heights, Ohio- Watch the above video carefully. The guy on the right is Bill Gresham, a former firefighter from the Highland Heights, Ohio fire department. As you can see, an innocent negro walks up to the counter and orders a pack of cigarettes. While the negro removes his gun from his right pocket to access his dolla billz, he gets blindsided and brutally stabbedin the chest by Grits “Dollar Bill” Gresham whom was laying his own dollar bills down on the lottery. In a crazy fit of rage, Gresham then yells “Theres two things I like to do! I like to fight, and I like to fuck!” He also yells that he is an ex-firefighter and marine sergeant. Gresham, still wielding his knife, then yells at the customers to leave the store. When yelling that he likes to fuck, Gresham left out one important point: He likes to fuck. Teenage boys. In the ass. Read on.
BILL GRESHAM, VIOLENCE AND FUCKING
WAS GRESHAM FUCKING YOUNG TEENAGE BOYS?
Gresham is no stranger to violence or fucking. In the 1980’s, Gresham was investigated by the Euclid Police Department for throwing a party at his high-rise apartment on Lakeshore Boulevard. Gresham bought alcohol for a group of young teenage boys and during the party made sexual contact with and sexual advances toward the young teenage boys . He pled guilty to these crimes in Euclid Municipal Court before Judge Robert “stick ’em” Niccum. HIGHLAND HEIGHTS RETAINED HIM, WHERE HE CONTINUED TO HAVE CONTACT WITH YOUNG BOYS THROUGH HIS JOB AS A HIGHLAND HEIGHTS FIREFIGHTER! Ironically, one of the young teenage boys, Ken Liang, became a dispatcher with the Highland Heights Police department. Was this part of a hush deal?
Ken ******, Far Left, Got A Job As A Highland Heights Dispatcher After A Gresham Grope
Photo Courtesy Bill “Dollar Bill” Gresham
BILL GRESHAM BEAT A YOUNG TEENAGE BOY IN THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER
A few years ago, Highland Heights Police were called to the home of Highland Heights Firefighter Bill Gresham. Gresham’s “cousin” (he always introduced his boys to people as his cousins as a cover), a teenage boy, had a head wound that Gresham had inflicted with a hammer. In a backroom deal with the city, Gresham agreed to quietly retire in exchange for the city to not bring criminal assault and attempted murder charges.
Had the Highland Heights Police done their job, Grits “Dollar Bill” Gresham would not have been on the street to commit this brutal stabbing of an innocent negro and the possible molestation of countless negro teenage boys. He would have been in prison, but apparently hitting a young teenage boy in the head with a hammer is no big deal in Highland Heights! Lets hope that stabbing an innocent negro is.
Carol Ganser contributed to this story. She was a Euclid dispatcher and blabbed about Gresham for years and years.
PATROLMAN Joseph Drives Highland Heights Police Car Into Light Pole
Douche Bag Was delivering Suck-Up Coffee
By Rusty Tromboni, Staph Reporter
HIGHLAND HEIGHTS, OHIO-In his never ending quest to get popularity suck points from the members of his shift, PATROLMAN Joseph drove his patrol car head-on into a light pole behind a business on Alpha Drive while getting them coffee about 2 years ago. “He was doing about 10 miles an hour, with a front seat full of coffee for us, when the asshole drove smack into a light pole” said an officer that requested to remain anonymous due to Jimmy Cook’s vindictive nature. “My coffee was all over the floor. The cross-eyed fuck (Joseph, not Cook) can’t do anything right, not even get us a Goddamned cup of coffee” he continued in disbelief. “What an absolute fucking tool. What is this bitch good for besides getting us hairless vaj pics?” According to his written statement, PATROLMAN Joseph, whom was a sergeant at the time prior to his being demoted for disclosing confidential information about a teen suicide attempt to his son, whom then broadcasted it all over the internet on his facebook page thus getting his father demoted, didn’t see the pole directly in front of him because he is wall-eyed. “People think I’m cross-eyed, but I’m not” wrote Joseph. “If I was, I know I would’ve seen it. But one eye goes to the left and one goes to the right and the pole was in the middle, that’s how I missed it” he continued. “In kindergarten they called me Wally The Walleye and Sammy The Simeon” Joseph lamented. “How he drives around town is a mystery to me” said a police witness to the crash. “Maybe that’s why his head is always turned sideways as if looking out the window. We thought he was just checking out the kids on their bikes”. The police car sustained a few thousand dollars in damage, not including the pie and coffee all over the interior. “I tried to dab up the mess with my ass napkins” wrote the cross-eyed/wall-eyed fuck ” but the ones with the wings aren’t as absorbent as the ones I usually use”. Ass napkins? We don’t even want to know. GOOD JOB YOU WORTHLESS FUCK!
Caught On Tape! PATROLMAN Joseph Helps Himself To Pie At Denny’s
(S)Pie Photo Catches Douche Bag In The Act
PATROLMAN Joseph helps himself
to a “free” piece of pie at Denny’s
By Rusty Tromboni, Staph Reporter
HIGHLAND HEIGHTS, OHIO-Thanks to our insider at Denny’s Restaurant on Wilson Mills Road, PATROLMAN Mark Joseph is shown helping himself to yet another “free” piece of pie from the pastry case. “That saggy-titted motherfucker is unbelievable” said our source whom spoke to us on condition of anonymity. “He waltzes around here like he owns the place eating whatever, whenever and wherever he pleases”. And according to our insider, pie isn’t the only entitlement PATROLMAN Joseph thinks is his. “Straws, napkins, sugar packs, knives and forks, coffee cups…..if it isn’t nailed down, in his mind it’s his”. Continued the source “One night we had to keep grabbing up silverware as soon as each customer was done eating because there wasn’t much to go around. We couldn’t figure out why we were so short” said our source. “When that greasy headed vaj-reflector walked out to his car, so many knives, forks, and spoons fell out of his pants leg it sounded like 9 Chinese moms calling for their kids in a windstorm”. When reached at his rabbit shit infested home for comment about the pie, PATROLMAN Joseph said they wanted him to have it. “They want me to have this pie” said the ballsy PATROLMAN with a mouthfull of, well, pie. “Then why do they leave it out? Huh? For me, Rusty, for ME!”
Editors note: What an asshole
Tromboni Joins Our Staff
“Trusty Rusty” To Head Investigative Unit
From Staph And Wire Reports
ICHENBACHEN, GERMANY-We are proud to announce that world famous investigative journalist Russell Tromboni has joined our team at All Things Patrolman Mark Joseph!. Tromboni comes to us from our sister publication NoraNews!. While there, he earned the name “Trusty Rusty” because he was never known to compromise on a story no matter how debilitating to it’s subject. Tromboni is credited with breaking the wildly popular NoraNews! “Squirt and Switch” story where Nora was found to be squeezing her lactations into empty half-and-half cartons and returning them to Catalano’s for a refund. He also posed as a dishwasher for NoraNews! at Denny’s while wired with a camera to catch Nora receiving a handoff of various “free” pies. The resultant critically acclaimed video piece “The Handoff Job” showed just how easy it was for a PATROLMAN to rearrange the pies on the rack like a shell game, eventually handing one off to his wife whom then hands it off to her children, then they shuffle it outside to a 25 year old pontiac. “The Handoff Job” has sold 25,003 copies, outselling “Piece Management” by 25,000.
Tromboni has been assigned as the head of our PATROLMAN Mark Joseph Misconduct Investigative Unit (PMJMIU). The PMJMIU will be working many stories related to the misconduct of PATROLMAN Mark Joseph. Please join us in welcoming Rusty to our staff, and stay tuned for many, many fantastic Mark Joseph stories from our very own Rusty Tromboni.
Joseph Still Not Fired
Asshole To Remain On Police Department Into 2009
By Rusty Tromboni, Staph Reporter
HIGHLAND HEIGHTS, OHIO-To the chagrin of his co-workers, PATROLMAN Mark Joseph, best known for his illegal blabbing of a confidential teen suicide attempt resulting in his demotion from Sergeant to PATROLMAN, has still not been fired and will be around to ring in yet another new year. “It’s absolutely tragic”, said a fellow employee that spoke on condition of anonymity. “Not just the hair and catcher-for-the-dart-team-face, but the fact that that douche bag doesn’t qualify to be a security guard, let alone a police officer in the finest police department in Highland Heights”. When contacted at home for comment, PATROLMAN Joseph said that Detective Wykoff was the finest police department in Highland Heights, blurted “Go fuck myself” and hung up the phone. Yes, PATROLMAN Joseph continues to fuck himself which should make for an interesting 2009.
PATROLMAN Joseph’s New Year Resolutions:
* Cut back to no more than one pie per week
* Increase departmental backstabbing by at least 50% by gaining more pretend friends, keeping book on them, and then getting them suspended by sliding notes about their transgressions under the police chiefs office door at night
* Consult a hair stylist
* Try to contact Timmy Pitts via seance to find out his BAC at the time of his death, then try to get him retroactively disciplined
* Take the sergeants test
* Swallow more, spit less (which should help me on the sergeants test)
* Find out who befriended my son, then monitored my sons facebook and discovered that I was telling my son confidential police business which my son broadcast over the internet, and then that person(s) called the press and told them what my son was doing, and the press called my chief and told him that my son was telling the world the confidential things I was telling him, and I got investigated, suspended & demoted, and get that person fired
* Find a job where I can make up the 10 thousand dollars a year I am losing because of my demotion to PATROLMAN
NEWS FLASH: JOSEPH FINALLY DEMOTED!
MARK JOSEPH DEMOTED TO PATROLMAN!!!
A Sincere Thank You To The Many, Many People That Made This Possible. Yes We Can!
It has been reported on 2008 11 June to this website that Mark Joseph was officially demoted to patrolman.
All media have been advised.
Rusty! I’m so glad to see you’re back! this guy stopped by last night and when i opened the door he was doing a cheer in my front yard with a sparkler in each hand. seriously and no disrespect….is this guy legit retarded? Where are his guardians? he asked if i had any fireworks and when i said no he said “I do! I do!”, did the splits and on his way to the ground he let out a really long fart and started clapping and giggling saying “yayyyyyy,, yayyyyy, fireworks yayyyyyy let’s do it again can I do it again?” i chased him away with the broom and i noticed the ‘tard literally sharted his sweatpants. WTF are we to do?
Wayne, take him to the zoo. I hear retards like the zoo!
Wayne,
Happy to hear you saw Scott last night. He escaped from the group home by the park last night. If he comes back again can you please call us at 862-837-4250. Thats maverick0 if you have a hard time finding it quickly. We will immediately show up with a cattle prod and collar on a stick to corral this giant retard and take him back where he belongs.
Thanks,
Mike
Wayne,
Can you please open up some cans of cat food or bill jack and put them out there for Scott? Those are his favorite foods, and he will come looking for them.
Thanks,
Phil Latio- Happy Water Heads Group Home
I’m from Dallas and know nothing about highland heights or scott hills or whatever his name is. I really don’t care about some jerko insurance salesman, but boy he sure does seem like a real tool!!
I’m from Dallas too Jorge, and I just come on this SIGHT to argue with imature troolls. I really don’t know anything about Highland Heights. I hear their downtown is nice. But I really don’t care about some jerko salesman proobably better he loses I suppose. I wish you people would groan up. I’m definitely not Scott Mills you guys can tell me where I was born and see if it matches him. I just choose this random site 3000 miles away to play comment POOlice.
Patsy Mills had a love child with Captain. Kangapoo and that was Scott Mills. Scottgo back and play with Grandfather Cocks wood b
Mike and Phil,
The tard just came back here. I tried to call 18MAVERICK0, and some woman named Anne Marie picked up. It was hard to make out what she was saying, because some man kept squealing in the background. She kept having to put the phone down to yell, “TAKE IT HARDER, SISSY!”
By the time I was able to get the necessary information out 2 minutes had gone by, and Scott Mills had devoured 7 cans of cat food, a 10 pound bag of bill jack, and knocked over my garbage cans to eat the left over week old Chitterlings I had thrown away.
When Scott Mills turned around to run back into the woods, the Sharty sweat pants stain had begun to run down his legs,as he continued Sharting all over himself. This should leave a trail of diarrhea to track him by.
Good luck guys it looks like this waterhead is going to be hard to bring down.
Wayne,
I am terribly sorry that Scott did that to you. Mike and I were preoccupied at the time at the Knights of Columbus hall with Bruce Ballsitch for his wife’s weekly swap session and bukkake gang bang. Mary Kaye Boozer sure does love her face and body being covered in the JIZZM, and getting filled air tight by BBC’s.
By the time we got there all we found was the trail of diarrhea and a piece of paper that said M4M with 6 signatures from Scott that were all wrote with rainbow crayon.
That giant tard is probably starving, now that he ate once he will keep coming back. Please protect your small animals as he may try to get buggered by them.
If you want I can have my cousin set a BEAR trap over in your yard. We can rub some honey on some twinks, and make a ring of bill jack around the trap to entice him. It will take him at least 15 minutes to gnaw whatever gets caught in there off which should be plenty of time for us to arrive.
I can also leave 2 cattle prods, and a 10 foot Snare Pole for you. Let us know what you think, and please contact us when he returns.
Scott is making sure there’s no blaqs in Highland Heights just like he did to me during his Grindr ethnic cleansing
We have determined that the ruckus at Disneyland was caused by Scott Mills exposing his rabid mantied ghetto booty to the feral silverbacks
Scott Mills is bedridden today. His anal canal is a bit over used from our date.
I met Scott Mills on Grindr. I can ASSure the voters that he is a man of good taste.
Hey hey Hey there Stan Cadw….., er, Scott, why haven’t we seen you in Honolulu anymore? You used to make frequent trips to Jimmy’s all the time but we haven’t seen you since late 2017…….
After ditching the classic, M4M, Scott Mills new slogan is The Buck Stops Here How original! It should be A Tranny in Every Anus. This self-important douchebag really has no idea how big of a fool he is.
Scott Mills took more balls to the face than Pete Rose at all his at bats.
Scott Mills new Facebook page logo doesnt have the
M4M slogan now. Butt, it does have his new sexual orientation logo.
It shows Scott on the dollar bill posed on Mount Mills. Thats
EXACTLY what all his tranny boiz do on the city park at 3AM.
HELLO SCENE CLEANUP AISLE 7 i dont give a shit about scott mills i pretend im not me i just get on the internet and go to this page on this website to fight homophobia its my lifes mission and yah maybe he should lose and hes just a jerko insurance salesman im not him i come to this page 24 hours a day and fight all the imaginary homophobes here and here only remember im not scott mills i will report everyone as long as i live and im not him just take this article down scene OK? because i’m not scott mills but i fight transphobia on this scott mills page thank you and good night and remember top gun maverick for all your straight and gay insurance needs see you at Highland Heights Homo Days!
i doNt CarE wut you FUkkkS put on heRe i wiLL bEe MAYOR
Scott Mills is a fudgepacker.
Scott M4M Mills thats a nice sign you have posted in the drug dealers front yard at Belwood and Wilson Mills. I personally only vote for politicians that support dealers. Please feel free to post your sign in my front yard in Sinaloa, mi maricone amigo!
I donated to Scott’s goFUNGEme so he can buy himself some fresh, clean manties to wear on the campaign trail because I’m tired of him borrowing mine
Hi everyone stop by the restroom in the city park tonight between midnight and 3 AM. My father will be accepting deposits in his gofudgeme account
I would vote for Scott M4M Mills in November but Im afraid I wont have time to cast my absentee ballot from Federal Prison. I can tell you the Mills sure knows how to make other peoples money go farther.
Is this M4M character really going to continue this embarrassment? What a goof!