Sgt. Masai Brown’s poetry of online love, courtesy of the Woodmere Police Department

A model sports the new uniform of the Woodmere Police Department

Last week, Scene brought you an update on Masai Brown, a Woodmere police officer with a record longer than Ol’ Dirty Bastard.
In 1999, the cop was picked up for soliciting – than shooting at – a Cleveland hooker. Other career highlights include falsifying police records and coercing other officers to lie for him. For all these misdeeds, Brown was promoted first to detective, then to sergeant.
Last week, as part of a federal investigation into the inner workings of Woodmere, officials retrieved Brown’s flash drive from his work computer…

This article appears in May 28 – Jun 3, 2008.