Black magic at the Juvenile Justice Center? Perhaps. Tune in this afternoon with 19 Action News first at four to find out!
Just kidding. But that promo from Northeast Ohio’s own tabloid news is bound to make its way to air today.
Scott Taylor reports that Sheriff officials confirmed that a box containing clothes and a headless rooster was found outside Cuyahoga County’s own money pit this morning. No word yet on what it means or who left it their, but the investigation is just getting started.
Scene’s Adventure News Team did some investigating of our own this morning, and the exhaustive and intensive search (read: Googling for 10.2 seconds) shows that the tactic of leaving a decapitated rooster outside the entrance to a business or home could be Black Magic. Seriously. As if the place wasn’t cursed enough already. The county will now probably have to spend thousands of dollars on reversing whatever Voodoo plague was set upon the building. Just add it to the bill.
This article appears in Nov 23-29, 2011.
Too funny. A headless, dead rooster is more common that a dead one with a head. If the neck is rung well the head will just bleed out, but you generally need to slit the throat to bleed it out. They probably just left it there to be plucked..I guess that’s the hardest part of the preparation. Chickens have a pretty hard life and everyone thinks they don’t realize it because their brains not big enough to feel pain like we do…but then we say the same thing about enemies and outsiders..’well they just don’t feel pain and suffering like we do, or they just don’t value life like we do..’ well hell no they don’t.. because we are the ones making them miserable and making them wanting to kick the bucket and go somewhere less painful. Who wouldn’t?
The problem with the world today is that we put too many deal-breakers into our win-loose negotiation process. This is true of big business and governments. Big money and power negotiators don’t have to do anything but stand firm on the deal-breakers. The republican party has placed several deal-breakers on their representatives which makes negotiations very hard. 1) The reps are told (demanded) to hate the democratic president and do everything possible to make him look like shit. I believe in Nam that was called fragging. Not to be confused with the horizontal or verticle water and chemical under pressure technique of getting oil to surface. The fragging in Nam was nothing more than killing another soldier while in combat and just saying it was the enemy who did it. Essentially this is what the republicans are doing to our president…fragging him every chance they get..and now the media of the right has gotten all kinds of republicans fragging the president everywhere and everyday in the USA. Now I know, the democrats fragged Bush and that was not right either, but the way the republicans are doing it is even more mean spirited and perhaps even the r-word.
Number 2 deal breaker the republican money demands of its’ representatives is that no job creater, being all with big money, are to be taxed any more than the current..I don’t know 17-18%..If that tax is increased they (the billion dollar power houses) will pack up more jobs and send them where they can do business more to their liking. Somewhere that people are greatful to be ruled by such royalty as the new corporate world of MBA’s lawyers and their fancy bean-counters who help them get more wealthy and create more lower paying jobs and take away the products from American manufacturing facilities and the people of this country.
Number 3 deal-breaker which the big money has forced their reps to do is to name call everyone who is involved with OWS. Call them all rapists, murderers and poop-flinging, sour grapes failures of the USA who should really be working to help them hate Obama more..to help them frag Obama and the liberals who put him there–(more than half of us in the USA). All of us unAmerican fools who always have their hand out for a free-be and it is always the republicans who have managed money well enough to give any money to the charities and the poor.
Number 4 deal-breaker which must be adhered to in order to honor the big money guys and corporations which have put them where they are (today and always). Always bear in mind that you (anyone) would be nothing without guys like the F____ing Donald and the Wolfe Family….