Yeah, we don’t care so much about the details of this story. Hell, we’re not even sure what the details are other than that it involves Hawk Corporation, which is based in Cleveland.

What we care about:

Bull & Lifshitz, LLP Announces Investigation of the Acquisition of Hawk Corporation

Heehee. Bull & Lifshitz.

This ends your sophomoric humor update of the day.

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This article appears in Oct 20-26, 2010.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.