There’s a lovely neighborhood on Amberwood Court in Broadview Hts. — manicured lawns, neatly kept shrubs, beautiful brick homes that are the embodiment of all that is safe and suburban and decent.
Then there is this sign in front of a house on the corner of Amberwood and Akins Rd. Lovely, tasteful, understated, wouldn’t you say?
I drove by this morning and snapped this picture. Luckily, a neighbor happened to be out and about in their yard. How do they feel about the sign? The kindly gentleman gave a half chuckle, called the homeowner a goofball, and wondered aloud how you could do anything more low class in such a nice neighborhood.
I heartily agree.
Bonus: The house with the sign is for sale. The owner’s asking price is $449,500, though it’s not clear whether the sign comes with the house or not. All that’s for sure is the sign has to be good for business. What likely home buyer wouldn’t immediately want to check out the house with the vulgar sign out front?
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This article appears in Jul 14-20, 2010.
One thing that can be said for sure, Vince Grzegorek is a goddamn MO-ron. This guy at the corner of Amberwood and Akins is a marketing GENIUS. If this bastard doesn’s sell that shit-box of a house in the next 30 days, i’ll knit ol’ Grz a new cock ring.
There is nothing crass, crude or untoward about that sign. Sex sells. Have you seen a Bud Lite commercial lately, dipshit. Last year i sold my ’86 Ford F-150 ding nothing more than parking it on a corner of 303 in Brunswick with a sign that said “FOR SALE $5000 O.B.O– COMES WITH FREE ASS FUCK” it sold in 48 hours for $6450 and i ass fucked the hell outta to dude that bought it. So there’s that.
Roy,
An ass-fuck for a Ford F150 is a great incentive to buy.
In fact, the used car lot here in Maple Hts has a Chinese menu of sexual favors to incentivize people to buy their hooptys:
Dodge Truck = Cleveland Steamer
Honda -any type = tongue bath to your butt
Chevy Camaro = knotted washcloth in the butt
Ford Mustang = warm cream corn enema
Toyota Camry = hot ass play while watching Japanese anime
I know the place well. right at the corner of 14 and 480. That’s where i got the idea. Back in the early ’80’s it was called Ching Chong Motors then the guys who own it now bought it with Ohio Lotto winning in ’87 and added all the perks. I think it’s called Hong’s Rim Job and Crank Shaft Mart. If you need rims or rimmed, that is THE fucking place, end of story.
Hey Grezegorek, you outta stop in and get your fudge tunnel flushed, might help you think better, ya cock sore. Just sayin’