
Mike Wallace is a bad ass …
8:40 P.M., THE MEDIA WORK ROOM — I can’t be sure, but from where I’m standing, it looks as if … yes! … Mike Wallace, the don of 60 Minutes, just walked out of the elevator. He is surrounded by an entourage of six, four of whom are slender blond women, because that’s how Mike Wallace rolls, yo. …
This article appears in Feb 27 – Mar 4, 2008.

Now if you said Andy Rooney, I’d know you were full of it.