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State employees will no longer be able to stay home to watch these two hunky rivals duel for the heart of one Kelly Kapowski. Damn you, Strickland!

Governor Ted Strickland has spearheaded a major change to the working schedule of Ohio’s state employees. For the last 18 years, state workers were allowed to maintain flexible work schedules as long as they were approved by their supervisors. That, my lazy friends, is about to change.
Teddy recently announced a new policy that will have all Ohio employees clocking into their mind-numbing jobs by 8 sharp, taking exactly a one-hour lunch, and heading home in the holy clusterfuck of C-bus rush-hour at 5 p.m. From the Columbus Dispatch: …

This article appears in Feb 27 – Mar 4, 2008.

One reply on “Ted Strickland kills flexible work hours for state employees, returns Ohio to 8-to-5”

  1. Repeat after me, State Employees (The shiftless lot over to RTA can chime in, too, to provide harmony. Roll neck liberally throughout for maximum effect):
    O, no he di-uhnt!
    Lawsy, O lawsy, what am we gon’ do now, Missuh Charley?
    What nex’? They gon’ hold us accountable fo’ pro-duc-tiv-it-eye? Mmmmmmm-HMMMMMMMMMM, you jus’ wait and see if they don’!

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