The Absolutely Nutty Cleveland/East Palestine/15-Minute City Conspiracy Theory, Explained

From bikable neighborhoods to forced dislocation by global superpowers in two nonsensical steps

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Like tragedies before it and those to come, the catastrophic train derailment in East Palestine has given rise to a new wave of conspiracy theories, one of which involves Cleveland.

Which means to understand it you first have to understand the base-level conspiracy theory.

Under Mayor Justin Bibb’s administration, Cleveland has been exploring ways to become a 15-minute city.

The term refers to a community where residents can reach everyday essentials —like work, school and shops — by walking, biking or taking public transportation in 15 minutes or less. The concept is meant to support public and environmental health and improve accessibility and community while decreasing reliance on cars.

“We’re working toward being the first city in North America to implement a 15-minute city planning framework, where people—not developers, but people—are at the center of urban revitalization, because regardless of where you live, you have access to a good grocery store, vibrant parks, and a job you can get to,” Bibb said in his 2022 State of the City speech.

The policy effort was covered locally and drew national attention, written up in Fast Company and other outlets.

And thus Cleveland was drawn into an international conspiracy theory backlash.

Fears about 15-minute cities are not new. When other cities have introduced 15-minute city proposals, they’ve faced onslaughts of protests, many bearing a striking resemblance to untethered Covid-19 backlashes.

But it's spiraled to widespread claims on TikTok and Facebook that national governments or the United Nations are using the urban planning concept to corral citizens and take away their freedoms. Posts garnering tens of thousands of likes allege people will be walled in, figuratively or literally. Experts who have been interviewed on the topic and urban planners in cities across the world have been targeted with death threats as a result.

Like 9/11 and Sandy Hook truthers, it's all horribly dangerous and painful.

Which brings us to East Palestine.

Piggy-backing off of the 15-minute city conspiracy, the claims here are that the Norfolk Southern train’s derailment, subsequent state of emergency and burning off of the hazardous chemical vinyl chloride were all part of a false-flag attack on Ohio citizens to force people to relocate from the area to Cleveland, a burgeoning 15-minute city. The tragic and deadly explosion in Bedford? Same thing.

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And to think, Cleveland just wants you to be able to walk to a grocery store.

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