But t-shirts like these, and Cleveland t-shirts more generally, are extremely popular in Northeast Ohio. Perhaps uniquely so. A local news story a few years ago joked that the local economy was fueled by LeBron James, craft breweries and t-shirts.
It’s natural and good, then, that these local t-shirts not only reflect a generic, and often ironic, homerism (as when Avon residents sport “Cleveland ‘Til I Die” gear), but a concern for real problems afflicting the region.
To that end, two intrepid Northeast Ohioans with a creative bent will be selling limited edition t-shirts at 78th Street Studios’ Third Friday event tomorrow (12/20) from 5 p.m. to 8 p.m. Both of their designs have, shall we say, a slightly less promotional edge than the threads on display at Cle Clothing Co. and the like.
One (pictured above) is straightforward enough. “CLOSE BURKE” it says. That’s a reference to Burke Lakefront Airport and reflects the overwhelming public support for converting the prime acreage, which is used now only by the private-jet set, into publicly accessible space.
The second (pictured below) reads “Cleveland 50.5” imposed over the doleful eyes of one of the iconic Guardians of Traffic. The number is the city’s childhood poverty rate, a rate that’s highest among the nation’s big cities and continues to climb.
All proceeds from the sale of the 50.5 shirt will go toward the Center for Community Solutions, which has authored a number of important regional studies on poverty, including the 2018 report on child poverty, when Cleveland’s rate was down at 48.7. Cleveland now owns the distinction of being the only large city in the country in which more than half of its children live in poverty.
“We’d like to make more,” he said, “and we’d like to sell them online eventually, but right now it’s just tomorrow. So act now!”
DeWald told Scene that they’re planning to have information available on site, courtesy of the Center for Community Solutions, that people will be welcome to take and read.
“All knowledge about the reasons Burke should be closed will be speculative in nature and opinion-based,” he said, “probably spoken too loudly, by me.”
It’s needless to note that either of these designs would make for a killer last-minute holiday gift for the concerned Cleveland citizen in your life.
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This article appears in Dec 18-24, 2019.



What is this free advertising for?
Agreed! How about running an investigative a story about the upcoming ma$$ive tax levy renewal for Metrohealth that will be on the ballot again in March???
If thief Budish has his way yet again, millions more will be once again Taken from property owners will need to be handed over to his administrative cronies at Metrohealth to add to their already high salaries and benefits!!!
These elitist hipster doofuses fail to realize that most people in Cleveland have a lot more pressing concerns than whether or not Burke Lakefront Airport becomes another Flats East Bank, with more unaffordable high-end housing and vacant retail space.
And almost NOBODY on the street will know what “50.5” means…if they went to a Cleveland public school, they’ll probably think it’s the total mileage in a double marathon.
And Third Fridays are mostly “meet” markets, especially in the wintertime… hordes of single city and suburban females dressed in black to look more “artsy”– while trying to snag a partner to help them make it through these long cold lonely nights.