Turns out the steamy ABC dating show, where contestants supposedly find true love on national TV, is holding an open casting call for its 24th season this summer in Cleveland.
The event is being held at the Cleveland Marriott Downtown at Key Center (1360 West Mall Drive) on Saturday, July 27, and requires that potential contestants show up by 1 p.m. Save time and apply for the show online first.
But what are the producers looking for in a potential contestant?
First, a person cannot be running for political office of any kind and must be at least 21 (which is good as all contestants tend to be constantly supplied with booze for maximum drama). Contestants must also be single and an American citizen.
If all of that sounds like you, then you know what to do — work on chiseling your abs and losing a couple IQ percentage points. You’re going to be great.
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This article appears in Jun 19-25, 2019.
When these ridiculous “shows” are interrupted by TV weather forecasters, who are tracking large and violent tornadoes, issuing warnings, and TRYING TO SAVE LIVES, pissed-off yahoos and trailer trash get angry enough to issue DEATH THREATS to the meteorologists. The same ones who are performing a public service and merely DOING THEIR JOBS…and actually trying to keep these asshats from being killed. One of the American cities where this has happened was Dayton, in our very own Ahia.
Sounds like these assclowns would rather die with a remote in one hand and the other hand in their pants. With “shows” like these, and the asshats who are addicted to them, why is it any surprise we ended up with Trump?
“Hotties”…really? Seriously? I haven’t seen or heard that term since…oh…1989? Cheezus…