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Your guide to living in fabulous Cleveland.

Sherrod Brown and his lovely wife, Connie Schultz, are caught on camera “dancing” at a Jay-Z performance at an Obama rally, thus locking up the coveted “teenager at a middle school dance” demographic.

The BBC broadcasts live on election night from Melt in Cleveland Heights, giving the world a singular insight into a singular American attribute: gluttony.

After more than a few miscues during the Ravens game, Pat Shurmur says he’ll “streamline” play-calling to avoid future mistakes. “Metcalf Up the Middle” expected to see heavy rotation.

This Week’s Index: The election is over and the bombardment of campaign ads has come to an end. We now return you to the regularly scheduled bombardment of Christmas commercials.

This article appears in Nov 7-13, 2012.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.

One reply on “The Quality of Cleveland Life Report”

  1. I did not see this….BBC broadcasting from Melt? OMG those limey bastards must think all of us Americans are fat, ugly F#cks….

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