Credit: Emanuel Wallace

Snow.

Snoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.

There will be some amount of it this week, starting sometime between now and Wednesday, and ending sometime after it starts. It could possibly exceed the forecasted snowfall totals that have been expertly and scientifically estimated by your favorite local weatherperson. It may fall short of those numbers. It very well might deliver the exact amount.

May you embrace it like Cleveland snowstorm Miata man three years ago.

This article appears in Jan 16-22, 2019.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.

5 replies on “The Weather in Cleveland This Week Will Be Weather”

  1. Cleveland hasn’t had a big (over 10″) non-lake effect snow in a decade…so we’re overdue for a clocking.

  3. Oh, right, another wang joke…no wonder they call you Joe Shmoe…you should change it to Shmuck.

  4. SSDD…a copy-and-paste from last January’s nine-inch nailing. Yawn. meh. Why is this even here?

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