My Dear Marxist:
Can’t you commies read? I told you not to post that letter. You see, we have the freedom of speech in this country. The flip side of that is that we have the freedom to speek without being heard. You damned communists kill me. (Well, knowing that I am a soldier, I know for certain that you’d LIKE to, at least.)
Hey! Here’s an idea for you there Pinko, try spending at least half as much time reading the Constitution and the Bill of Rights as you do your vaunted copy of “The Communist Manifesto,” and you might JUST be able to fully comprehend the words on this page . . . Then again, I doubt it. That might just require some efforts out of your Neo-marxist, Pablum puking, Stalin loving asses.
Now, go back to pining for Nationalized Healthcare, and contemplating “The good common sense of the masses.”
With greatest of respects,
Jack Quimbly Dastardly Esq.
p.s. I am considering litigation for this . . .
This article appears in Aug 1-7, 2007.