The author politely tries to help a wayward hooker discover the source of the mix-up.
In January, First Punch speculated that Ohio’s right-wing “Stripper Bill” — which affected absolutely nothing, by the way — was acting as an inadvertent boon to the local escort industry. After an experience the other night, I’m inclined to agree. Because you know ho business is booming when hookers show up at your door unordered like some wayward pizzas.
I had just returned to my Warehouse District apartment from a late-night showing of Iron Man. I only mention the movie because it stars Robert Downey, Jr., which would prove very appropriate. …
This article appears in May 14-20, 2008.