What’s the most popular month for men to get snipped? March, by a longshot, says Dr. Stephen Jones, a urologist at the Cleveland Clinic. There’s usually a 50% increase in vasectomies during the month. And the reason has everything to do with recuperation time.
Why March? NCAA basketball. If men are going to have a doc slice open their lovesack, they’re going to need some downtime to ice their boys. And they’re going to need something to do while holding an icepack on their crotch.
This article appears in Mar 16-22, 2011.
my bro-in-law felt good enough the next day, he played 18 holes at Springvale!
Vince,
Take some english composition lessons. There is a big difference between the posessive “their” and the contraction “they’re”. See your article’s line re ‘finding out their pregnant’.
Oh for chrissake ol’ Grz is at it again. Hey CKO, just for the record this deal with “their” vs. “they’re” is a flap-tit compared to the bigger picture. And that picture is of Grz being a capital “J” Jerkoff. Now it’s all about guys getting their nuts tied together. I had this done back in the ‘Nam in ’67 to avoid knocking up a gook whore, well wouldn’t you know it i wound up with a case of Granuloma like you read about, had balls the size of cataloupes. I shit you, not. I had to wear a kilt fashioned out of a torn up M-65 Field Jacket for the whole month of March. As such that is why the mass of mutherfuckers have this done in March not because of a basketball game, asshole. Because of balls the size of basketballs and the social acceptabilty of a man with big hairy balls wearing a skirt in March. Once again, Ol’ Grz the engineer of the Clueless Express.