Joel Bitonio and Jack Conklin are your new stars in a local Spitzer commercial that has them trading blocking schemes for rhyming schemes — it’s an ABCA, for those of you scoring at home — and the results are predictably bad/awesome.
As ESPN’s Mina Kimes asked, why not go with a more conventional rhyme scheme and rhyme Jack with quarterback and Joel with rock and roll?
This article appears in Sep 22 – Oct 5, 2021.
