
Update III: More bizarre updates to the bizarre story. Cedrica Johnson, the passenger in the car that hit a bunch of people at McDonald’s on hiring day, skipped her court date today. A warrant has been issued for her arrest. McMoron. (WOIO)
Update II: Stacey Matthews pleaded not guilty Monday to three felony counts of aggravated vehicular assault. (Fox 8)
Update: Stacey Matthews, the 22-year-old who hit four people with a car during the McDonald’s melee earlier this week, has surrendered to police. Cops had issued a felonious assault warrant. (WOIO)
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This article appears in May 11-17, 2011.

The “alleged assailant”, Miss Matthews, looks more like a burned-out 45-year-old than a 22-year-old. Why does she look so used-up?
“Life’s hard. It’s even harder when you’re stupid.” — John Wayne
duma$$ over a dam cheeseburger she didnt get her happy meal toy….lol