A 70-year-old Akron woman was robbed while sitting on her toilet in her house. The perpetrator had on a clown mask. The victim stayed cool, although she did briefly consider doing “ninja stuff” to him.

This article appears in Nov 17-23, 2010.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.