You really thought wed use any image except this?

  • You really thought we’d use any image except this?

You don’t want your name to pop up in the police blotters for any reason, but should you make a less than stellar life decision and face the wrath of Johnny Law, you hope your crime was simple, victimless, and not embarrassing.

Dying with a sex toy stuffed in your mouth isn’t the way you want to go, for instance. Another: being described as drenched in your own vomit. Not pretty. Not a story you’ll post on your Facebook page.

Via the Sandusky Register comes such an example:

This article appears in Aug 3-9, 2011.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.

8 replies on “‘Vomit-Drenched’ Woman Arrested”

  1. THIS BITCH NEEDS AN INTERVENTION. SHE PROBABLY DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HER. AMBER BETH NEEDS HELP!!!

  2. Reminds me of the time former Brook Park Mayo Tom Coyne was found asleep half-naked in a stranger’s driveway with his blood alcohol three times the legal limit, and when he was awakened by police, told them he thought he was home in his own bed. Now THAT is drunk!

  3. I do believe that this girl need professional help to get it together. How much farther does she have to go before she says “ya know i think there is a problem here…..”

  5. This drunk woman can be excused, for behaving foolishly. However, there’s no excuse for your filthy conversation. You’re rude, and you have a bad attitude; and if anyone needs help, it’s YOU!

  6. This drunk woman can be excused, for behaving foolishly. However, there’s no excuse for your filthy conversation, Sonia. You’re rude, and you have a bad attitude; and if anyone needs help, it’s YOU!

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