According to witness descriptions, a murder suspect looks exactly like Richard Gere if Richard Gere had stopped aging at 17, been a huge Monkeys fan, and invented the Incredible Floating Eyeglasses.
Cleveland, be on the lookout: there’s a murderer on the loose. And he looks like Ellen DeGeneres if she was a pubescent male character card on the popular board game Guess Who? Whatever you do, don’t panic.
As reported by the Plain Dealer this week, the FBI has released a composite sketch of a man suspected in a June homicide at Henry’s Bar on Clark Avenue. …
This article appears in Apr 16-22, 2008.