Here lie two baked-fresh press releases — one from Village Voice Media, Scene’s soon-to-be-former owners, and one from Times-Shamrock, its soon-to-be-new owners. Long story short: Cleveland will soon be a one alt-weekly town. Some number of fine newspaper folks will be out of work sometime soon. And, finally, does anyone know when Little Bar opens? …
(Press releases after the jump. PD’s story is here).
This article appears in Jun 18-24, 2008.
This is the happiest day of my life. Hallelujiah, hallelujia, now I know your smugness. I’m praying like a motherfucker for my sole pick of who should be shitcanned. “Pretty please, O God of Abraham, Israel and all points west, I beseechest Thee, if a certain Village Voice editor is deprived of his livelihood, I’ll unflinchingly listen to every cancer patient alive talk about their health for days on end while I flog myself with a spiked crucifix.” My mouth doesn’t water over food, but I’m having a salivary hemmorhage in anticipation of the creamily delicious prospect of reading the masthead of the new SCENE mutation.
HAPPY DAY OF RECKONING, FUCKSTAINS!!!!!!!!!!!
Ummm… nobody really cares about this except disgruntled ex-employees that were fired for cause.
Excuse me, Bob “I think I’m funny” Abooey:
Did you talk to “everybody” to determine that “nobody” cares about this? Because when you toss around terms such as “nobody really cares”, you’re effectively speaking on behalf of every living person on Earth.
I really care about this, and that’s all that matters. Nobody matters but me. Really.
So, why don’t you put your not-fully-thought-out opinions on ice, click on my name and go read my blog?
P.S.: I’m not a disgruntled employee who was fired for cause, Femwad (I can just tell from the tone of your comment).
I thought the original and illustrated version of this post was much more appropriate.
Damned new management.
What was “the original and illustrated version of this post”? I didn’t see this pos until Sunday and there was already no accompanying graphic.
I checked C-NOTES all day Friday and didn’t see any new posts after the post about The Cure being in Cleveland. I guess everybody was too busy packing up their cubicles to execute the job duties that they’re not going to get to do for very much longer.
Was the illustration a game of Hangman where the answer was “Our Careers: R.I.P.” with a sound file that played Taps? Shoulda been!
Wow. I was there when the Free Times was the Cleveland Edition, 21 years ago. I wrote a couple of music reviews for Scene and sold ads and bullshitted with Pam Arvidson, i.e. “Hambone” at the Edition.
What a trip.
Love Bill Gunlocke, Eric Broder, Roldo, John Ettore, the whole gang. The came with the REAL.
Anyway, I hope it all works out.
-Christopher King, J.D.
I MISS C-NOTES GADDAMIT!!
Michael Miller, you are an asshat. To wish that anyone’s livelihood is taken away from them is a terrible thing, especially in this economy. I hope that employees from both papers are able to find employment where they can.
Also, fuck the Cure!
Laugh it up, Mikey. Your boy has been gone for months now. All the Scene employees got jobs at other Village Voice papers, or they got fat severance checks, and they won’t have to work any time soon. And when the dust settles at the new paper, you won’t have a blog to play with, and they still won’t hire you.
She called you an asshat!
No blog to play with?! DAMN IT!
Since you’re Anonymous, so is your credibility. Therefore, I’m hard pressed to believe what you wrote. Even if it’s true, (which it isn’t), if the Village Voice crew got severence checks and other jobs: Fiddle-dee-dee, I say, more power to them. The new SCENE won’t hire me? Feh! Then, I guess, I’m no worse off than I was before. It’s probably going to be a corporate snoozer of an atmosphere, anyway. What makes them think they’re going to survive as a print publication anymore than anyone else is? For that matter, what makes the Village Voice crew think they’re not going to be the first to be laid off from their new jobs at other magazines when the shit hits the fan there? Do they really think they’re gong to retire from those jobs at age 62 or 65 or whatever? If what you pulled out of your ass and typed up for l’il ole me was supposed to upset me, you’ll have to do better than that, Mary. You have no power here. Begone…
As for Dott Schneider, (I’m sorry, who?), she must be a presumptuous amateur or she could come up with better than “asshat”.
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When I see Mike Miller, I’ll tell him you said so. And I’ll have the backbone to not do it anonymously.
Cheers,
Michael A. Miller
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Are you anonymous because your instability would cost you if you identified yourself? What are you afraid of?
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What do you hope to accomplish by repeatedly calling me a name? And a newly coined one that isn’t even that good. Are my feelings supposed to be hurt? What’s the deal?
The vast majority of people who read C-NOTES don’t know me. So, I’m sure, they couldn’t care less you and Dotty think I’m an “asshat”.
This has to be the boringest discussion thread ever.
Why don’t you at least click on my name, and use my personal e’mail to express your flaccid, impotent, anonymous hate speech? While you’re at it, nut up and identify yourself.
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You forgot to say “infinity”, Mature.
Michael A. Miller Desperately Wants The Last Word Like The Asshat He Is
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Wrong again. I’m not the one having afit, pounding my keyboard, cutting-and-pasting, behaving like a comulsive mental-case.
You may have the last word, since you seem upset about it.
Wrong again. I’m not the one having afit, pounding my keyboard, cutting-and-pasting, behaving like a comulsive mental-case.
Since you seem upset about it, you may have the last word (except for the people who might still write in to actually comment on the original topic).
Wrong again. I’m not the one having a fit, pounding my keyboard, cutting-and-pasting, carrying on like an enraged, compulsive mental-case.
Since you seem upset about it, you may have the last word (except for the people who might still write in to actually comment on the original topic).
Correction: Micahel A. Miller Is An Enraged, Compulsive Mental Case AND An Asshat
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…both were irrelevant for anything more than concert listings and hobo blankets.
Asshat is the best.word.ev. I cannot wait to use this one on some deserving…ASSHAT!