Inspired by Cleveland Magazine’s “The Luau King” post, here’s what we imagine Jimmy Dimora’s backyard looked like pre-FBI raids. Yes, we are horrible people.
(Not Safe For Work? Eh, it’s just Not Safe For Anyone.)
This article appears in Apr 6-12, 2011.
why does he have 2 right feet?
Because he can’t dance. Usually this requires 2 left feet.
I am traumatized by that picture, seriously emotionally scarred for life
The picture depicts Dimora exactly as he is — a fat, money hungry, pig.
The two right feet are because he did all that funky danc’n to get the perks he’s now indicted for. I still can’t see how any “escort” in the vegas area could “do” him. That poor girl has to be sporting some emotional scars. Scene should do a follow up on the “escort” and see if she is still in the business or in some mental ward now. If I were her I’d need more water than what has passed through Hoover Dam to wash his creepy filth off. The only other question I have is how long did it take her to find his equipment once he stripped naked?
grapes? he didnt get that big by eating fruit!!
throw a ham or something on there!!