Westlake cops arrested a man for running a grow operation in an apartment this week. In addition to ten plants and two guns, police found this “Survival Kit (Homemade)” list on a dry-erase board.
Yes, weed and a harmonica make the list. Because it’s hard to stay alive if you can’t jam on the harmonica and if you can’t get high enough to forget that you’re jamming on a harmonica.
This article appears in Mar 7-13, 2012.
Better have safe water to drink or all the good weed in the world won’t help.