Officer, can you put on your Mugshot Mix for me?

  • “Officer, can you put on your ‘Mugshot Mix’ for me?”

Kelsi Woolf recently had a bad day. Her iPod was stolen at school.

She came up and told her father, William Woolf, the tale of woe.

Now, normally, this would be an instance where she might expect a little sympathy and a brief lecture about being responsible for her possessions, especially one as pricey as an iPod.

But this is not how William Woolf does his parenting.

He took a different route.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.