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WEWS is reporting that the notorious and seemingly self-absorbed “Cleaning Fairy” from Elyria has been arrested once again.

She was arrested, like, just a few weeks ago for shoveling her neighbors’ driveway without consent.

This time, though, Susan Warren, 53, was accused of beating her 22-year-old son with a homemade weapon described as “having a black handle with a weighted end.”

If it sounds bizarre, it is. But rest assured, she’ll make her way back into local headlines in about a month or so with even more wackiness.

Eric Sandy is an award-winning Cleveland-based journalist. For a while, he was the managing editor of Scene. He now contributes jam band features every now and then.

One reply on “Ya Can’t Keep The Cleaning Fairy Down! (Ugh.)”

  1. When is someone going to realize that this lady has a problem mentally? But no, instead of getting her treatment, lets just keep arresting and releasing her. Then, when she gets access to a weapon and hurts people, well, you know the drill.

    Be proactive, not reactive.

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