The Ohio Department of Transportation has helpfully broken down all of the places that construction is currently shaking up Cleveland — a handy guide to know just where your detours and delays will be and when your beautiful sunny days will be ruined by jack-hammering and flaggers in yellow vests. Read it all here, and then weep softly and make plans to watch a lot of movies on your couch.
A summary, for those of you with short attention spans:
When: All the freaking time.
Where: Every-freaking-where.
Expected Delays: Somewhere between “Following a minivan with a ‘Jesus is my co-pilot’ bumper sticker in 6 inches of snow” and “Waiting for Jimmy Dimora to get in his car after a Hometown Buffet stop.”
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This article appears in Aug 14-20, 2019.
Jimmy Dimora is ancient history…why even bring up that a-hole’s name again? Not funny…
And six inches of snow is not very humorous, either. These were the best you could do?