He’s talking about the greatest moment in League Park history, but I implore you to watch only a few seconds of this video, lest you be entranced by this guy’s magnetic sexuality. As if the hat and hair wasn’t enough, the glasses scream, “I am your sporting authority.”

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Srss8Vf9eSA%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1%26

This article appears in Nov 11-17, 2009.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.