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Friday, May 31, 2019

Someone Stuck a Dildo on a Cleveland Police Cruiser

Posted By on Fri, May 31, 2019 at 8:42 AM

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There isn't much more to the story than that, but the scant details...

Someone snapped a shot of a dildo stuck to the back of a Cleveland police cruiser and posted the shot to Facebook. That post has since been removed, but it spread, as things like this tend to do, across Snap and Instagram and Twitter.



Cleveland.com reports that the department is investigating, though that seems like a waste of time and effort.

Let this join the Cleveland canon of dildo-related stories along with the stray dildo that made its way down Carnegie years ago, the journey of which was delightfully chronicled by Redditors.

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