A trio from Chillicothe made every morning news anchor’s job easier this morning after they were caught with a goose in their car this week. Pun city has never been easier to get to for the wee-hour TV stewards.
Cops stopped a car on North High Street after they noticed a goose standing in the back window.
When police approached the car, the driver tried to explain. The goose was from one of the suspect’s homes, you see, and they were just taking it for a ride, because just like dogs, geese like going for car rides.
The cops didn’t buy that excuse, according to the Chillicothe Gazette.
This article appears in Mar 2-8, 2011.
