Low-key comic Keith Alberstadt likes to joke about how people take themselves way too seriously: He hates it when people use big words to describe the wine they've had at Applebee's. Much like Jerry Seinfeld, he takes most of his material from everyday observations about the stupid things people say and do. He performs tonight at 8 at Hilarities, where he has shows scheduled through Saturday. Tickets start at $18. (Jeff Niesel)