Nov 26 – Dec 2, 2014

Nov 26 - Dec 2, 2014 / Vol. 45 / No. 49

Here’s the Word Ohioans Use Most Frequently in Online Dating

Earlier this year, Nerd Wallet ranked Cleveland one of the best cities in the U.S. for singles, which likely means there are a heck of a lot of folks in Northeast Ohio and beyond using online dating sites to snag a Saturday night companion or “friend” to take to that second cousin’s fiance’s sister’s wedding…

Facelift for CSU’s Main Classroom Building, Mandel Honors College

Spotted this morning on Euclid Ave: Crews have been working on a renovation of Cleveland State University’s Main Classroom Building. And folks, the initial lettering is now in place! (What is that, Arial? Arial Bold?)  The exterior face lift comes as part of a $3.6 million gift from the Jack, Joseph & Morton Mandel Foundation,…

16 of the Best Vegan Desserts in Greater Cleveland

Earlier this year, Adam Rosen talked Best Vegan Eats for us, and now he’s back for round two. Even though National Vegan Month was in November, who cares! Dig in to these local desserts now. Find more delicious vegan eats at Hold the Pigskin: A Vegan Tailgate Blog and on Twitter @holdthepigskin.

Scene Podcast: Movers and Makers with Rick Pollack of MakerGear

In this episode of the Movers and Makers podcast, Scene creative director James Krouse talks with Rick Pollack of MakerGear about what it takes to be a 3D Printer Manufacturer. His Cleveland area based company started building these machines for a niche market in 2009. Today, the company ships them all over the world. But…

Lineup Announced for Rock on the Range 2015

Rock on the Range has become one of the biggest festivals in the country and the lineup for next year’s event has just been announced. Linkin Park, Slipknot and Judas Priest (pictured) will headline the annual heavy metal festival that comes to Columbus Crew Stadium on May 15, 16 and 17. The roster of heavy…

Ohio’s Electricity Providers Seeking State ‘Bailout’

The three largest electricity providers in Ohio — FirstEnergy (the Northeast Ohio-based company we’ll focus on here), AEP, and Duke — are hoping the state will approve individual plans to keep their older power plants operating. The proposals — “bailouts,” essentially, as critics put it — would lock in fixed-rate contracts for customers, regardless of fluctuating…

Go Hiking on these Ohio Trails this Winter

For the love of Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, don’t while away the winter on the couch this year. Get up and do something, like hiking. TrekOhio, a husband/wife team from Central Ohio, has compiled a list of state-wide winter hikes for the months of January and February, as well as a handy guide for folks…

Last Remaining Sushi Rock Closes its Doors

And then there were none. In mid-November, the last remaining location of Sushi Rock – once the zenith of fashionable dining – closed its doors. Located at the La Place shopping center (2101 Richmond Rd.) since it opened in 2005, the restaurant officially “closed for remodeling” on November 17. Those exact words were used to…

Cleveland Heights Offers Free Parking Every Weekend in December

Need another reason to visit Cleveland Heights this holiday season? How about free parking? That’s right, every weekend from now until the end of December, folks can score free parking on Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays at all meters, lots, garages, and on the streets.  “Business owners and residents have been very supportive of this idea,”…

UPDATE: Body of Ohio State Football Player Found in Columbus

Columbus police announced Sunday evening that the body of OSU football player Kosta Karageorge had been discovered in a dumpster behind his residence. Preliminary investigation results declare that Karageorge died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound, and that the handgun was found in the dumpster. *** Originally published Nov. 29: While the Buckeyes and Wolverines are…

18 Minutes of Focus Enough for Cavs to Topple Pacers

For the second game in a row, the Cavaliers put on a half-quarter display of excellence for the annals, en route to a 109-97 defeat of the Indiana Pacers in a game that was never really that close. Two nights after an 18-2 run at the midway point in the first put away the Wizards…

Fresh Brewed Tees Opens Boutique at Cleveland Hopkins Airport

Fresh Brewed Tees, one of Cleveland’s only mobile fashion boutiques and online stores, has opened up its first brick and mortar outlet. The location? Cleveland Hopkins International Airport in Concourse C, near Gate C2. Fresh Brewed Tees “is a fun new concept that adds even more local flair and flavor to our concessions program,” Airport…

Here’s How Cleveland Police Handled a BB Gun Incident in May

On May 21 of this year, Patrolman Aaron Reese responded to reports of a man pointing a rifle at cars on Superior Avenue near 86th Street, according to a news story published today. When he arrived and apprehended the suspect, he realized he was dealing with a child and that the weapon was just a…

State Auditor David Yost Takes Loan Off Table for East Cleveland

State Auditor David Yost attended East Cleveland’s November Financial Planning and Supervision Commission earlier this week. While neither Mayor Gary Norton nor Finance Director Jack Johnson were in attendance (due to previously announced prior commitments), Yost’s message was clearly delivered: Generate more money and spend less money.  Still, the idea of East Cleveland floating a state…

City Officials “Could Care Less” about NEOMG Lawyers; Chris Quinn’s Ex Post Facto Rationalizing Leaves a Sour-ass Taste

On Thanksgiving Day, NEOMG Editorial VP Chris Quinn emerged from his cave or chamber, as he seldom does (save for WCPN’s Friday morning Reporters’ Roundtable) to explain, and thereby vindicate, what many in Northeast Ohio considered a “despicable” editorial decision: Crime reporter Brandon Blackwell, with the assist from Sun News’ Strongsville ace Bob Sandrick, and…

8 Concerts to Catch This Weekend

FRIDAY, NOV. 28 Mean Jeans Members of the Portland, Ore.-based band are rather irreverent about their approach. “Mean Jeans are the band Wayne and Garth would have started if they had dropped out of Nuke ‘Em High to take on the Ramones,” says singer-guitarist Billy Jean. “Since that never happened, we’ve brewed up our own…

Cavaliers Carve Wizards to Bone in 113-87 Victory

Basketball’s a game of spurts that often break into five or six-minute half-quarters. All you have to do is destroy somebody in one of these half quarters to win the game. The Cavaliers are so explosive offensively that nearly every game they’re capable of the type of 18-2 runs that turned their matchup with the…

10 Things You Might Not Know About Thanksgiving

Sure, we all know that Thanksgiving- the blessed holiday we’re celebrating today – is an annual excuse to eat ourselves into oblivion, watch football, argue with the fam, and drink a boatload of beer. But there are also a handful of things you might not know about Thanksgiving, like that groups of Native Americans actually…

Mahall’s to Host ’90s Dance Party

The ’90s were a great time for music and fashion. Grunge was popular (Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” is the decade’s unofficial anthem) and as a result so were flannel shirts. Of course, by decade’s end, boy bands had become hugely popular and ruined everything. In order to pay homage to the ’90s, locally based Cattitude…

Police Release Video of Officer Shooting Tamir Rice

In an unusual move for a department in the throes of investigation, Cleveland police leaders today released the video of Tamir Rice being shot at Cudell Rec Center.  Police Chief Calvin Williams said the department decided to do this after cooperating with the family’s wishes over the last few days. The release came at the request…

Oak Barrel’s Demetrios Atheneos to Open New Lakewood Restaurant

As early as next week, chef and restaurant owner Demetrios Atheneos will unveil his latest project, Forage Public House (14600 Detroit Ave., 216-226-2000), which will take the place of Pacers in Lakewood. That popular tavern has been in operation for about 25 years. Atheneos, the opening chef at Deagan’s and current chef-owner of the Oak…

13 Thanksgiving Movies to Stream Right Now

Thanksgiving is an opportunity to feast on some prime holiday films, ranging from family dramas to black comedies to horror and suspense flicks. We’ve gathered our favorite turkey-day movies that are available to stream on Netflix or Amazon, so that you have options this week when you escape the dinner table.

Ohio Holds the Record for the Largest Pumpkin Pie Ever Baked

Here’s a fun fact to usher you in to your holiday weekend: Ohio currently holds the Guinness World Record for largest pumpkin pie ever made. The record-placing dessert was made in 2010 by a team of giant pumpkin growers in New Bremen, OH (about an hour north of Dayton), who constructed a 3,699 pound, 20-foot…

13 Things Going on in Cleveland Over Thanksgiving Weekend

In-between stuffing your face with turkey and Christmas Ale over the next four days, make time to enjoy the bounty of seasonal festivities sweeping through the city, including the 33rd annual Turkey Trot on Thursday, Winter Fest on Saturday, as well as the handful of plays, concerts, and comedians (speaking of comedians, have you checked…

How Not Quitting My Day Job Helped Get Me on Louie

When you do comedy, a drunk relative or someone who doesn’t find you funny might say, “Don’t quit your day job!” Meaning: Your dream of making a real living pursuing this passion is a terrible idea. Nobody’s ever said that to me, which is probably a good sign because it’s generally meant as an insult.…

SNL and the Gentle Crushing of Previously Undreamed Dreams

I definitely wanted to be on SNL. My friend Susanna and I would copy all of the sketches, and we were basically, like, the Super Fans,” says Cecily Strong, and every other comedian I’ve ever met. I wanted to be on Double Dare. I’m not trying to pretend I was too good for such dreams. I…

The Pitfalls of Dating a Comedian

When I first started standup, I’d ask other comedians for advice, and the No. 1 piece of advice I was given (besides don’t be like Dane Cook) was: Don’t date another comedian. I thought misery loved company? I mean, at the time, it made sense. I got some attention from the male comics and that…

I Survive in L.A. Because of Cleveland, And You Can Too

Hello. My name is Colleen Doyle and I recently moved to L.A. (that’s what everyone calls it out here; Los Angeles takes too long to say when you’re moving and shaking and new media-ing and making a vision board out of parking tickets and maps to the homes of the stars). I moved to L.A.…

Genghis Con Returns Bigger and Better than Ever in Year Six

Over the past five years, Genghis Con has established itself as a premier comics convention for small press and independent print media, drawing exhibitors and fans from Chicago and Pittsburgh to Columbus and beyond. For the sixth year, organizers have some major changes planned to make it bigger and better than ever. First of all,…

The 2014 Comedy Issue

Buoyed by the response to last year’s inaugural Comedy Issue, which mainly fell into the category of, “Not among the worst things I’ve seen in the paper as I search for the nudie ads in the back,” we decided to forge ahead with Year 2. So if you like laughs, you’ve come to a place. …

What It’s Really Like to Perform at Comedy Bathroom

Some dude at Scene Magazine e-mailed me after seeing video of me performing stand up comedy in a bathtub to a bunch of delighted weirdoes. How he got ahold of that video is anyone’s guess. Maybe one of the transsexual escorts in the back pages is a fan. The only guideline he gave me for…

Zachariah’s Handy Holiday Tips!

Ho ho ho! That’s the disconcerting sound Santa makes when he laughs! And what’s so funny? Why, you! You are very far behind on being ready for Christmas! You haven’t even started thinking about it, have you? You had better start getting ready now, or come Dec. 25, you’ll be empty-handed, and all your loved…

A West 25th Street New Business Guide

You’ve all seen the news. Cleveland is back, baby! New Cleveland! Young people are moving INTO the city! On purpose! Downtown looks less like that Viggo Mortensen movie The Road! We all wear T-shirts with our city’s name on them now, to remind each other that we live here and we’re fine with it! The…

Brunch is Always a Bad Idea, But… Here’s Where To Go If You Must

We’ve all done it — and quickly regretted it. It’s Saturday night and you’re out with the mates, drinking that last round of beers, wishing the night didn’t have to end. “Let’s do brunch,” you say. And before anybody has a moment to consider the repercussions, the group responds with a resounding, “Yes, let’s continue…

What’s Next?

Comedy is abundant in Cleveland. This means there is an ever-expanding base of people trying it, improving and progressing through the never-ending quest for consistency. There’s no way to practice comedy aside from doing it. Here’s a run down of the places and spaces I’d like to see your faces. You won’t be sorry. MONDAY Garfield…

Review of the Week: Horrible Bosses 2

The umbrage you take at Horrible Bosses 2 (if you take any at all) is likely a variation on the umbrage you may have taken at The Hangover Pt. II, 22 Jump Street, or even, say, Shanghai Knights. As a rule, sequels created and cut from whole cloth after an initial film’s success are doomed to…

Film Spotlight: The Theory of Everything

Physicist Stephen Hawking and his former wife Jane Wilde, a student he fell in love with while he was studying at college and training to become one of the world’s top physicists, had a complex relationship. When the two first met, Hawking had yet to be diagnosed with amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) and was completely…

He Likes It Loud: Attila Frontman Talks About the Band’s Heavy New Album

It’s a little over a week into the Monster Energy Outbreak Tour and Chris “Fronz” Fronzak, frontman for the metalcore band Attila is having a blast. “We don’t feel any pressure to deliver after the other acts have played,” he says. “We’re just doing what comes naturally. We’re here to destroy.” The band’s new album,…

Band of the Week: The Mean Jeans

Meet the Band: Billy Jeans (guitar, vocals), Jeans Wilder (drums, vocals), Junior Jeans (bass) Dumb Punk: Members of the Portland, Ore.-based band are rather irreverent about their approach. “Mean Jeans are the band Wayne and Garth would have started if they had dropped out of Nuke ‘Em High to take on the Ramones,” says singer-guitarist…

Scene Magazine Presents SantaCon

SATURDAY, DEC 20 – 3 p.m. to 7 p.m. – W. 25TH STREET Get your tickets right now, right here. Scene Magazine and Future Friends and Associates are teaming up to spread holiday cheer throughout Ohio City! Santacon is an international phenomenon that absurdly simple but incredibly fun. Dress as Santa and come out and…


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