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I had my concerns about Sarita before we even walked in the door. Standing on the sidewalk, peering through the enormous storefront windows, it looked as if every last diner in Cleveland had the very same idea that evening. Fortunately we had reservations, which were honored immediately, but, man, was that joint jumping. A large private party gobbled up the entire second room, both the bar and communal table were 100-percent vacancy-free, and we were seated in what appeared to be the last remaining chairs in the entire restaurant.

In terms of service, my fears turned out to be unfounded. Apart from an initial delay, our server was a champ operating under very challenging circumstances. The food, on the other hand, didn’t fare as well. Both the barbecued pork chop ($24) and the miso-glazed cod ($26) entrees were total busts. The former suffered from overcooked meat, crunchy, undercooked onion rings and chilly polenta. The latter was cooked to a dry, crumbling heap and partnered with an oily, soggy vegetable spring roll. The sauce? Sriracha, straight from the bottle. Our server, to her credit, removed the fish from the tab of her own volition.

Diners learned last fall that longtime Player’s owner Gary Lucarelli was selling his popular Lakewood restaurant to his longtime chef Anthony Romano. Sarita, we soon discovered, would take its spot. Romano described his fresh concept as a modern, health-conscious, New American bistro with Asian, Latin and Mediterranean influences. Following a wholesale interior renovation, Sarita opened its doors in mid-November.

Sarita, post-makeover, is sharper, brighter and more cosmopolitan than I recall Players being. It’s also spare, largely featureless and loud as hell when the dining room is full. Apart from a handful of monotone wall hangings, which I assume are ineffectual sound-dampening panels, the decor pretty much is limited to a Pinterest-worthy silverware chandelier and wall art assembled from tableware.

Given the time of year, we chalked up the initial experience to the pre-holiday rush and gave Sarita another shot. We were glad we did as the subsequent post-holiday, mid-week meal was tranquil, the servers were unflustered and the food was delivered hot, fresh and mostly unblemished. Instead of being the cute new girl at school, Sarita had settled into its familiar role as approachable neighborhood bistro.

After working in the same kitchen for 16 years, Romano might have a different definition of “modern” and “New American” food than I do. Asian-spiced calamari with Napa slaw, blue cheese-encrusted beef tenderloin and horseradish-crusted grouper all might be delicious, but they aren’t exactly cutting edge. In fact, many dishes here are not new at all, but rather holdovers from the Players playlist.

Our meals tended to be up-and-down affairs. How can one not devour a cast iron skillet of oven-hot cornbread ($4), served with honey and spice-kissed butter? That bread was all but crumbs in a pan when the roasted beets ($10) arrived, which, despite the appealing name, were simply ice-cold sliced cooked beets sprinkled with some crushed nuts and paired with goat cheese. “You really have to love beets to like this dish,” a tablemate uttered matter-of-factly.

Romano’s crispy pork belly appetizer ($11) takes some interesting turns, perched as the perfect cubes are on crispy tostones and capped with dollops of cool and tangy creme fraiche. But the meat is so lean, fat-free and firm that it tastes as though it came from a completely different part of the pig. While devoid of any actual lumps of sweet meat, the crab cakes ($12) are perfectly enjoyable renditions of the classic starter.

The most common buzz words associated with New American cooking are “local” and “seasonal,” but Sarita buries that bone-in barbecued pork chop beneath a mound of out-of-season corn-tomato salsa. The only complaint I can muster about Romano’s wholesome bouillabaisse ($27), a medley of clams, shrimp, scallops, white fish and potatoes in a flavorful broth, is the price, which strikes me as high given the catch.

In fact, much of the menu comes across as steep. Granted, it’s a huge portion, but $20 for cavatelli and meatballs in a straightforward marinara doesn’t exactly scream value. Sarita’s pepperoni and sausage pizza — a doughy Cleveland-style pie that’s heavy on the sweet sauce and cheese and light on crunch — weighs in at $16.

At these prices, Sarita feels more like a special occasion restaurant than a neighborhood mainstay that will solicit repeated visits from neighbors and friends, the type of place where attentive and professional servers know and welcome guests by name, the kind of place that survives for decades on good vibes. A place, coincidentally, like Players.

For 25 years, Douglas Trattner has worked as a full-time freelance writer, editor and author. His work as co-author on Michael Symon's cookbooks have earned him four New York Times Best-Selling Author honors, while his longstanding role as Scene dining editor has garnered awards of its own.

9 replies on “Sarita Opens in Former Players Spot, Though Doesn’t Quite Achieve Same Heights”

  1. Completely disagree with this article. I’ve been to Sarita three times and had great food each time. I think this review is unnecessary. Sarita is a great new business on Madison and its unfortunate to see you trying to knock it down.

  2. Wife and I just visited there last Friday for happy hour with dear friends. All apps were outstanding and the drink prices exceptional. Did not have any entrees, but we all loved it and thought it offered great value…especially with happy hour prices on a Friday!

  3. gadgetking- Absolutely not! If a bad review was merited, then go ahead and publish that! I just thought the tone of the author was a bit snobby and overly critical. I have not had any issues with the quality of their food and have heard similar feedback from many other people who have tried the place. Sarita is not players, so why even compare?! The fact of the matter is that you have an enthusiastic new restaurant with very nice owners. Let’s celebrate that instead of scaring people away from trying it.

  4. Sorry Jackie, i agree with Mr Trattner. I live 1 block away and went to players often. I also had a bad experience after the opening. No details necessary. My wife and I will be trying them again. I think your comment was quite rude . Who are you to tell someone how THEIR experience at Saritas was? It was quite similar to my own experience. With that, i do not believe he was trying to scare away customers. Only stating his opinion. Plus, he is a professional food critic! The tone of your post was actually quite negative towards Mr Trattner for writing this quite accurate review!

  5. I love Sarita. Food critic aside the food, atmosphere and service is amazing. I will be driving to the west side (from the east side) frequently to eat there.

  6. DISCLAIMER; I’AM THE MOTHER OF THE CHEF…. having said that you know that this is going to be totally BIASED. 🙂 I personally didn’t think the article was all negative. Although you had to read carefully for the kinda back handed compliments. I personally love all the food at Sarita. Perhaps one tip I would offer however is ……don’t order the beets if you don’t love beets. I don’t know what kind of value the gentleman was looking for but my husband and I like a takeout pizza from a local shop and a 8 cut with a salad cost us 35.00. A burger from Burger2Beer is 15$ and worth every dollar I might add. I do call Sarita my special occasion destination. I want to celebrate something every week just so I can have the mussels if you haven’t tried them do yourself a favor they are a real treat.

  7. Spare, largely featureless, and loud as hell The “buzz” that makes you have to shout to have a conversation? I’ll pass.

    The barbecued pork chop ($24), miso-glazed cod ($26), bouillabaisse ($27), $20 for cavatelli and meatballs? Christ on a cracker. Damn betcha that doesn’t exactly scream value…it spells elitism…and foodie snobbery.

    Sarita as a neighborhood mainstay that survives for decades? My ass. Not this version. Players wasn’t broken, but greedheads and yupsters (yuppie hipsters) have fixed it for good.

    Destroy the village in order to save it–it’s the American way.

    And the Brooklynization of Lakewood continues apace…same shit, different year.

    Chuckles the Clown

  8. I took my out of town friends to Sarita, and we had a phenomenal meal. Every new business goes through some kinks at first, but I didn’t see any of those when we visited. Service and staff were great. Atmosphere and decor were fun. As for the noise, if I wanted to eat in silence I’d stay home.

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