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This article appears in Aug 17-23, 2011.
I’ve been trying to get the term “balls to the wall” back into.the popular vernacular, as for whatever reason it seems to be dying out.
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Ah nuts! There no way im clever enough to win this, but Ill just sack up and give it a shot. I mean its like Lance Armstrong says “life’s short, have a ball”
I work for a vet, true story: Time to get the dog neutered. The vet said it’s important to do this because it prevents things like testicular cancer.
Really? No balls = no testicular disease? What a revelation! We proposed we remove his paws to fend off athlete’s foot, or take out his lungs to stop problems caused by secondhand smoke.
The vet didn’t get the joke. The balls came off.
The vet then asked us if we wanted to get “nuticles”-fake doggie ball implants-so our pup wouldn’t miss his. We were really creeped out by this idea. So we asked him, “Doc, tell us, do the fake balls feel like real ones?”
“What do you mean?” he said.
“You know… like when they’re resting on your chin… do they feel real?” OMG, dead silence. Another day in the life . . .
Two 5-year old twins open the bedroom door and find their mom giving dad oral sex. Mom screams at them to go away and shut the door, and the one twin says to the other twin “and they yell at us for sucking our thumb!” Hahaha!