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Good afternoon, Cleveland. Here’s some stuff to read while you taunt all those Red Sox fans. Especially those Boston die-hards born in Medina, Strongsville, Westlake, Willoughby, Avon…

— The guy who invented those synthetic weed products is actually a chemist and he says you shouldn’t smoke any of them. Just smoke real pot instead, please. (Gawker)

— Some middle school kids in Ohio made a Facebook event for groping female students at school. Yes, it actually involved real “poking.” (10TV)

— Nothing about this story of a Cleveland police woman losing her ID sounds fishy at all. (WOIO)

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Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.