Cuyahoga County’s bumpin’ YouTube channel just posted this video tour of the new Medical Mart, which is four months ahead of schedule and so far running under its projected budget. They couldn’t get Kate Upton to guide the tour, so they settled on Dave Johnson, the Med Mart’s Director of Public Relations. The 1-million-square-foot facility is now 95% complete and slated to open in July for the 2013 National Senior Games (really). If you’re not a septuagenarian pickleball phenom, you might be able to check out the new digs at this summer’s grand opening reception; otherwise, you’ll have to wait until the Mart formally opens in October for the Cleveland Clinic Innovation Summit. SPOILER ALERT: the “theme” of the first floor is “us as individuals,” because apparently Med Mart planners all really miss Drama Club.

This article appears in Feb 6-12, 2013.

Fuck that medical mart
More jobs and people working and coming to Cleveland. What not to like !
Just watch, in 2 years it will become the new Cleveland Homless shelter.
money well spen…..hahahaha wow i almost said that with a straight face
Well for good or evil it’s here so we better think about how to use it….
You mean the project isn’t bankrupt yet? Oh well, give it another six months.