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In a rather hilarious news report from WEWS, we’ve come to learn that a bizarre situation is unfolding in Ohio City: People — humans — are just pooping everywhere. 

Residents in the neighborhood, according to WEWS, are finding human waste “in their yards, on their porches and even in front of local shops.”  “You may find it yourself,” one woman warns in an interview with WEWS. Who is doing this?

The whole thing is unimaginable — almost. 

Remember the guy who was vacating his bowels all over cars in Akron last year? Do you remember the unctuous look on his face in that iconic photo? Eyebrow raised just so, as he assumes an almost militarily precise position? We haven’t forgotten either. Could it be the same guy? 

Nothing ever came of that investigation, and residents in Ohio City are aware that it’s difficult to catch someone in the act of “taking a trow,” as one guy tells WEWS, whatever that means. 

Until then, vigilance is key.

This article appears in Apr 27 – May 3, 2016.

Eric Sandy is an award-winning Cleveland-based journalist. For a while, he was the managing editor of Scene. He now contributes jam band features every now and then.

4 replies on “Apparently People Are Finding ‘Wads of Poop’ All Over Ohio City”

  2. There was one incident reported a few days ago. Why don’t you check your facts before publishing misinformation? Do you only rely on other media sources for your information?

  3. This is why I took my family and moved us to Strongsville I won’t put up with these criminals take my hard earned tax dollars and uses them to buy marijuana this city and its greedey goverment can’t even keep its streets clean of the occasional bowel movement how do I expect them to turn this city around and clean up the crime and turn the football team to a winner if they can’t do this one simple thing just take a pepto bimsol or something I will stay in my private housing communeity thank you very much

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