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Joey Porter and Kellen Winslow Jr. go in for a hug.

Hey Browns fans! Remember that glorious September morning when you woke up at six and cracked open that first Silver Bullet in the Muni Lot, and you took a long pull of God’s glory and raised that icy can to Lake Erie and spent the next five hours dreaming up really creative ways to tell passing Steelers fans that they totally suck? Remember how great that was, at least until the game started? How cathartic it felt? How real?
Well Dave Dameshek, a morning-drive host for ESPN Radio in Los Angeles, wants you to know you were wasting your breath, not to mention all that beer.