NOAA and Accuweather just released their winter forecast and Cleveland will endure… wait for it… snow and cold temperatures.
Holy crap. And here we thought December would bring us golf weather.
AccuWeather.com’s Chief Long Range Forecaster Joe Bastardi has just released his official winter 2010-2011 winter forecast and is predicting a harsh winter with cold and above average snowfall across much of the northern-tier of the United States from the Pacific Northwest to the Great Lakes and into New England.
Chicago, Cleveland, Detroit, Milwaukee and Minneapolis could be in the heaviest snow zone this upcoming winter, according to Bastardi.
So there you go — heavy snow and cold temperatures. What in the world will we do?
This article appears in Oct 20-26, 2010.
I love snow. Yayyyyyyy for snowy snow!!!!! I can go sledding in my new inner tubey!!!! Yaayyyyyyy!!! I can walk down the street in my new, over-sized, rubber galoshes!!! Yayyyyyyyyy!! I can scrape off my little car windows with my little wooden snowbrush!!! Yayyyyyyy!!! I can buy un-freezable, purply window-washer fluid for my thirsty window-washer fluid container!! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! I can walk through super slushy puddles and get road salt from the half-asleep snowplow men on my blue denim jeans!!! Yayyyyyyyy!!! I can eat Campbell’s soupy and sit by the fire with a cozy pillow in my Snuggie!!! Yayyyyyyyyyyy!!!
Make sure you have a fine body next to you to help keep you warm,some good wine or whatever you drink, plenty of snacks,and movies. Don’t forget the jimmies so the spring won’t bring u a suprise, and have a happy winter in Cleveland,oops don’t forget that good marijuana. U no how it’s done.