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From his penchant for Indians’ gear to the public effort to have him throw out the first pitch at this year’s home opener, there’s a lot of two-way love between walking headline Charlie Sheen and Northeast Ohio. Ricky Vaughn will forever be a hero in this land, and Sheen seems to know it.

Like just about everything else in Sheenworld, that affection is of the particular stripe where fact and fantasy begin to slurpee together. When the cultural icon dragged himself away from his quote-generating, crack-smoking, porn-filled nose-dive to fill out a March Madness bracket, he sided with us locals.

12 replies on “Charlie Sheen Picks Akron to Go All the Way”

  1. Bingo!
    Sheen and the average local C-towner have common afflictions…
    abuses, clichés, postures, porn, corruption, etc.
    aka
    Misery in Mediocrity… C-Town’s insidious sub-human malady.

  2. I just wish he wouldnt have gotten his ass fired from Two and a Half Men. I love that show!

  3. you’re right – sportinmc –
    C-Town are big words…
    rust pit ? mafia town? gang land? sin city 2-3-4? misery city?

    taken individually- words used are quite common-
    average – like tiger woods.
    true, the comment is missing cuss words- is this the problem?

  4. Once again Kwhoras attempt to be cerebral is kind of pathetic. Ok so you havent seen the light of day from under the rock you live. Only opinion you have is derived from what you see in a movie or able to interpret from some symbols you see on paper called “WORDS”. Dont get me wrong Im not saying you know how to read Im just saying you’re attempt to interpret(and not very well) written symbols is severely deficient.
    How about Cleveland Clinic? One of the best hospitals in the world. How about Case Western Reserve? Top ten medical School in the nation. How about the Cleveland Orchestra? Considered one of the best in the world. Playhouse district? few better. Our sports teams are down but how many cities can boast all three major sports franchises and all are located down town?
    So the next time you want to step out and act all “smart and stuff” just remember
    1) Know what the heck your talking about… not all info comes off the back of a cereal box
    2) Just because your the smartest in your circle remember that it “aint a thang” when its only you.

    Looking forward to your pathetic attempt to be brilliant

  5. Ignore him. More than likely he has never even been here, or is a Steelers bandwagon loser: Just an angry little hater with a big ball keyboard. Why bother with that stuff unless one has personal issues much deeper than we care to fathom? Let it go, this town’s having fun every year regardless of any mediocrity perceived by out-of-towner trolls.

  6. I didn’t think any of Khora’s words were that “big.” I understood them all and didn’t feel threatened. I definitely don’t agree with Khora’s opinion that Cleveland is mediocre; but I don’t see what their vocabulary has to do with said opinion.

  7. yay Sportinmac! and don’t forget we have the Metroparks on that list. Haters like khora are just making up for their embarrassingly small appendages.

  8. My first comment about his “big words” was a play on his juvenile attempt to be intelligent with the “C-Town’s insidious sub-human malady.” remark. This comment was made even more ridiculous with his uninformed comments such as “rust pit ? mafia town? gang land? sin city 2-3-4? misery city?”. Could probably apply all these labels to any town of substantial size (Pittsburgh, Detroit, Chicago etc) but trolls like Kwora just pick and choose which population they want to get a rise out of and when they want to do it. I enjoy the opportunity to champion Cleveland, Ohio and confront clowns such as Khora. Because of his uninformed points he was easy pickens when I started down the list of ammenities(and I only mentioned a very few) that make this area a great place to live and a great city. Ill enjoy retiring in this area and visiting my friends who live for house payments in all those fantastic locations that are thought to be ideal (San Diego, New York, DC, etc).

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