God bless YouTube and its video archives for preserving this snippet of last night’s episode of the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon in which NFL players were asked to read their own superlatives. If you missed the original airing, we won’t spoil the fun, but do look out for a few familiar faces below:
This article appears in Sep 9-15, 2015.

Just wait until the vitriol starts rolling onto certain local message boards if the Browns fall to the Jets — the players will want to get paid in cash to read that stuff.
The mighty prophet LakeErieSeaGulls hit the nail right on the freaking head with this one. We didn’t just fall to the Jets, we fell and then bounced down about 20 flights of stairs, then fell out a window and into a dumpster. Oh, and then the dumpster caught on fire.