Credit: Reddit user pvdnh

God bless the Redditors of Cleveland, doing the internet’s work the past 24 hours, documenting the location and movement of a loose dildo originally spotted at Carnegie and E. 54th St. last night. This morning’s update: the sex toy has made its way to Carnegie and East 46th. What a journey this not-so-little guy is on. This post will be updated as necessary. If you’ve cataloged the dildo’s movement from its last known location, do please let us know. 

This article appears in Aug 26 – Sep 1, 2015.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.

5 replies on “Cleveland Redditors Are Documenting A Lost Dildo on Carnegie Ave.”

  2. “This post will be updated as necessary.”

    It will never be necessary to update such a stupid story, Scene.

  3. “It will never be necessary to update such a stupid story, Scene.”
    Posted by Me on 08/28/2015 at 2:40 PM

    It will ALWAYS be necessary to update this story, Me… ALWAYS!!

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